“Siri, choose my running-mate.”
Now that was pretty funny. :)
Voice: "Should I choose your running mate?"
Mitt: "Yes, go ahead."
Voice: "A setter or a boxer makes a good running companion."
Mitt: "No, Siri! I'm talking about a vice president!"
Voice: "A vice president? Why didn't you say so?"
Mitt: "Yes, Siri, a vice president."
Voice: "Your living choices are Richard Cheney, Republican, Daniel Quayle, Republican, Joseph Biden, Democrat and Albert Gore, Jr. Democrat."
Mitt: "No, Siri, I'm talking about someone who is qualified to be vice president and is a Republican."
Voice: "Are you kidding? This could take all day."
Mitt: "Hopefully one who is as conservative as I am."
Voice: "You're not helping me much."
Mitt: "Okay, someone who is articulate, charismatic, capable to be president if I'm not able to perform the duties of the office, has leadership skills, has a track record of balanced budgets and can help me get elected."
Voice: "Why not Sarah Palin?"
Mitt: (sigh) "Okay, let's start over..."