Posted on 07/30/2012 8:04:19 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
easy one Rush - Lays is just trying to maintain a profit margin because inflation is eating it up
Hey, late in.
Did Rush cover this?
Mayor Bloomberg pushing NYC hospitals to hide baby formula so more new moms will breast-feed
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/mayor_knows_breast_WqU1iYRQvwbEkDuvn0vb1H#ixzz228I8pjzL
This caller is talking about the Douglas thing and Jordan who’s the world reigning, yet didn’t make the spot to compete in finals. The Olympics and it’s treatment of the US team is ridiculous. I was up with friends watching last night, until I was disgusted.
And don’t get me started with Lochne/Phelps 400 relay.
Sheesh.
I was struggling between the big balls and the blue balls. However, I defaulted at the blue balls, because they were at the riskier size! Now, had they offered big blue balls, then it would have been no choice at all!
BTW, I bought them for a co-worker’s birthday later this month.
LMAO!
OT
Why does volleyball at the Olympics have cheerleaders?
>>>>Did Rush talk about CNN playing the song “Stupid Girls” before they did a story about Sarah Palin yet?
Yes, he did.
Hi all DITTOHEADS. A 14 just got an Apple Ipad. That is nice of RUSH.
Hope your health issues doesn’t have anything to do with OBAMACARE!
Well, Warren should start her own highway company in the private sector if it’s such a good job provider.
-PJ
Good. Hope he spent enough time on it.
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