Posted on 07/30/2012 8:04:19 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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In just in time to hear the welfare comment! hahahah!
Oh Rush, the opening ceromony was dripping with PURE socialism. Also the Brits KNOW that Obama’s rear-end is going to get handed to him in a few months.
Bond/Queen skit was the ONLY redemming part of the opening ceromony.
“This has to be a great moment of pride”
Yep, euthanizing 130,000 people a year to keep health care costs down is surely a prideful result!
No private rooms, only wards.
BECAUSE Islam is a GROWING presence in Great Britain.
My all-time favorite summer olympics ceromony was the Atlanta, 1996 games opening ceromony.
This one in London dripping socialism.
So glad I didn’t watch.
In fact, the only Olympic programming I’ve seen so far was in the restaurant yesterday.
Could be all over for Obama once the olympics end. No wonder the pro-socialism stuff in the opening ceromonies. The Brits KNOW that in viewing the Romneys, they were seeing the next President and First Lady. Once again, Mitt Romney has to come to the rescue, this time to a whole nation, like he had to come to the rescue to save the 2002 winter olympics in Salt Lake City, UT and the IOC that was then rocked by a very major scandal that could have very much had ended the olympic movement.
http://washingtonexaminer.com/dccc-obama-could-lose-wh-by-the-end-of-the-olympics/article/2503461
My favorite moment was when Mohamed Ali lit the torch thing.
This wimp thing went viral to all the usual suspects. Bob Schieffer even asked Debbie Washerwoman Schultz about it. It’s like a memo goes out to the MWM from the White Hut what to say everyday, but I guess we knew that.
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