If she voted for him, her soul may already be claimed ...
If she voted for him, her soul may already be claimed ...
More references ...
“No, you can’t sell your soul on eBay. So, stop trying.” - http://dvice.com/archives/2012/07/no-you-cant-sel.php
‘CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY FOR SLIGHTLY USED SOUL’ - http://www.ebay.com/sch/sis.html?_nkw=CERTIFICATE%20OF%20AUTHENTICITY%20FOR%20SLIGHTLY%20USED%20SOUL%20&_itemId=180921301712 (Pulled by eBay)
“Woman trying to sell her soul... on eBay” - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EkhpC8TDThE
And he'll hunt you down to take it.
Can’t sell your soul. It doesn’t belong to you. It belongs to G-d.
Even if it were worth anything, if SHE doesn't want it why would anyone else invest in it?
The merciless New Mexico sun claims another victim.
Lori, this is just dumb...
I’m willing to bet Satan already has it—for free even.
Most potential buyers will only be interested if a nice body comes with it.
So if I win, I OWN her? Many pics in advance, please. (The soul is cool but I won’t have someone looking like Moochelle walking around the house.)
LOL
Years ago, some wit had the idea of creating a website called the “Celebrity Soul Auction”, claiming they had invented a camera that could “steal souls” by taking someone’s picture.
They made it interesting by having prices starting at 1 dollar, and rating celebrities by popularity, with their ‘bid’ automatically incrementing over time.
Lots of interesting information about how the souls would be won at auction and sent to their new owner, and how they should prepare a jar for them with the celebrities picture taped to it. Along with proper care instructions and how to punish your celebrity soul if it got all poltergeisty on you.
They put a lot of effort into their EULA as well. It was bigger than Google’s.
why do you assume only the devil will buy it? In Les Miserables, the bishop bought the soul of Jean Valjean with a pair of silver candlesticks....
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