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Sometimes, a single story can capsulize everything wrong with certain elements of society. Behold.
1 posted on 07/06/2012 5:37:52 AM PDT by kevcol
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To: kevcol

Obviously Canada needs more fork control.


2 posted on 07/06/2012 5:41:03 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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“At first the accused refused to admit wrongdoing, telling police: “But I didn’t do nothing wrong. All I did was shove that f-—ing thing up his a—.”


Nah,,,nothing wrong with that!


3 posted on 07/06/2012 5:43:15 AM PDT by chessplayer
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for(k)play....


4 posted on 07/06/2012 5:44:45 AM PDT by freebilly
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When homosexual forking is outlawed, only outlaws will fork homosexuals


5 posted on 07/06/2012 5:46:40 AM PDT by Mr. K (OBAMA MUST BE STOPPED ROMNEY/GINGRICH)
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Celebrate Diversity!


6 posted on 07/06/2012 5:51:01 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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Story could add their contempt / disregard of God....


8 posted on 07/06/2012 5:51:05 AM PDT by RCFlyer
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But I didn’t do nothing wrong.

If it’s a double negative, is it a positive?


9 posted on 07/06/2012 5:54:40 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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I pity the poor emergency room doctors. The things they must see than cannot be unseen...


10 posted on 07/06/2012 5:57:57 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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The reason that I clicked on the thread was that my curiosity got the best of me...

“what body part has 6 letters, and would be something that a homo would stab a fork into”

That’s a question that has never occurred to me.


11 posted on 07/06/2012 5:59:57 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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Fork you!


12 posted on 07/06/2012 6:01:02 AM PDT by 762X51
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The angry buttboy perpkid works for the local concrete plant...

I think that makes him a mortar forker...

pre-caffeine humor....
w/ apols...

13 posted on 07/06/2012 6:02:18 AM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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"It's not a healthy relationship," he said.

I'm glad he cleared that up.

14 posted on 07/06/2012 6:03:20 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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When heterosexuals cheat it’s usually with just one person. When gays cheat, it’s with a bedfull of people.


15 posted on 07/06/2012 6:09:08 AM PDT by chessplayer
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Ah-ha! THAT’S why the Secret Service took away Latino forks...
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/06/22/Confiscated-Obama-Afraid-Latinos-Will-Attack-Him-With-Forks-At-Luncheon


16 posted on 07/06/2012 6:09:14 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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This guy is a real pain in the a**.....


17 posted on 07/06/2012 6:10:01 AM PDT by Kharis13 (That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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The two plan to reconcile despite the attack, Garreck was told.

No comment!

18 posted on 07/06/2012 6:26:46 AM PDT by mwilli20 (BO. Making communists proud all over the world.)
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I would think a spoon up the rectum of your lover would be more appropriate for a butt-loving homosexual.
20 posted on 07/06/2012 6:41:16 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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Stick a fork in them, they are done.

Oh, wait....

21 posted on 07/06/2012 6:42:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz (People who resort to Godwin's Law are just like Hitler.)
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Well I remember reading when a murder not associated with a mugging etc is especially vicious the immediately suspect a homosexual love affair gone bad


22 posted on 07/06/2012 7:10:24 AM PDT by uncbob
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When forks are banned, then only the criminals . . . er, never mind.


23 posted on 07/06/2012 7:18:42 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs (Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
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