I have three witnesses who will swear I was somewhere else.
That is nothing, hacking the the e-boards is simple.
The real challenge is making a copy right down to the same color, does not have to be solar powered, just a mockup made of wood, a working copy that can be lost.
Then you build a couple dozen for your average town and you place them in high traffic corridors, just pull off the highway, drop the hitch, activate and leave.
the next step is to hack the Amber Alerts.
Yea, hacking Amber Alerts is the key to victory! /sarc
You didn't mean that seriously?
I laughed when I read this and wondered, “Where was this, in relation to Eye of Unk?”