Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,221-1,2401,241-1,2601,261-1,280 ... 1,381-1,397 next last
To: Tax-chick

Good ON ya!!

I’ll go to Walmart tomorrow, most likely in the rain. *sigh*

But I will have some BP-friendly food, so that’s good.

I think I’m going to go take a nap. I’m suddenly tired.


1,241 posted on 08/02/2012 7:35:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1239 | View Replies]

To: Tax-chick

Nice looking family!


1,242 posted on 08/02/2012 7:38:16 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Eat Mor Chikin!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1182 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

It’s hard to keep cool when your workshift starts at 1600, the sun’s beating down at 114 F, and you’re pumping away on a bicyle.


1,243 posted on 08/02/2012 7:40:08 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1234 | View Replies]

To: SandyInSeattle

Thanks!


1,244 posted on 08/02/2012 8:41:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1242 | View Replies]

To: Silentgypsy

Yes we do. I have my snow coat next to my summer sweater as I type this! It was 32 when I took the dog out this a.m.


1,245 posted on 08/02/2012 9:37:36 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1222 | View Replies]

To: Silentgypsy
If said grandson wears a helmet and travels at the speed limit, the wind will keep him cool. He just needs to make sure to drink lots of fluids.

Obviously, I misunderstood "bike." I thought it was a motorcycle, not a bicycle. I apologize.

1,246 posted on 08/02/2012 10:35:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1243 | View Replies]

To: Silentgypsy

Beaker reminds me of Teller from the Penn & Teller act.


1,247 posted on 08/02/2012 11:07:29 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1226 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

It’s nice that you’ve been able to stay one step ahead of the law all this time...


1,248 posted on 08/02/2012 11:07:43 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1290 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1238 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2913778/posts?page=1

Possible new house. I think it’s lame and we should keep looking...


1,249 posted on 08/02/2012 11:09:40 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1246 | View Replies]

To: null and void

Heh! What you don’t know is that most of the moves required addresses to be given to certain government security offices because of Igor’s status in the work force as “cleared for Top Secret.”


1,250 posted on 08/02/2012 11:22:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1248 | View Replies]

To: Cyber Liberty

Lame isn’t the word. It might get the ZOT! but it isn’t Undead-Worthy. We demand a certain amount of class in the dreck we choose to immortalize.


1,251 posted on 08/02/2012 11:27:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1249 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

I agree 100%. Rolling Stone is the epitome of dreck. But, it was a ZOT so I threw it out there to get folks thinking of maybe getting a new place.

Or, we can always wait another month.


1,252 posted on 08/02/2012 11:36:33 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1251 | View Replies]

To: Cyber Liberty

I’d rather wait. Something more suitable will show up soon, I’m sure.

But thanks for looking!

Going to Chickfila today?


1,253 posted on 08/02/2012 11:44:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1252 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Probably tomorrow. But I’m not waiting until 1700 (which is when the homos are supposed to start swapping spit. They supposedly have a East/West coordinated time of 2000 EDT). That cuts way too far into my drinking time.

;^)


1,254 posted on 08/02/2012 11:48:37 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1253 | View Replies]

To: Cyber Liberty
I heard THAT! LOL!

I went to the website and will order a hoodie and a little cow tomorrow, since we have no restaurants here. Darnit.

It's the least I can do!

1,255 posted on 08/02/2012 12:14:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1254 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

A hoodie? Do those come with Skittles these days?


1,256 posted on 08/02/2012 12:23:45 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1255 | View Replies]

To: Cyber Liberty

NooooooLOL!
It’s a gray hoodie with a pink “Chick-fil-a” on the front, and a pink lining.


1,257 posted on 08/02/2012 12:43:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1256 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob

The Volt is — essentially — an $18,000 Chevy Cruz trying to pawn itself off as a $71,000 car over an electric drive system that is last in the world among big auto makers despite literally BILLIONS of dollars of investment by the U.S. Government.

GM management and engineering couldn’t organize a pissing contest in a brewery.


1,258 posted on 08/02/2012 2:55:39 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012: MITT HAPPENS)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1220 | View Replies]

To: HKMk23
"The Volt is — essentially — an $18,000 Chevy Cruz trying to pawn itself off as a $71,000 car over an electric drive system that is last in the world among big auto makers despite literally BILLIONS of dollars of investment by the U.S. Government."

I have heard a rumor, or perhaps I am starting one, that the Cruz will one day come in a diesel format, and that its mileage will be impressive.

I plan to keep my eye on that.

The problem with any completely electric vehicle, is that your entire trip has to be planned beforehand, and emergencies are not permitted.

Let's say your electric vehicle has an effective range of eighty miles, and your office is only twenty miles away. Seems tailor-made for an electric, right?

Okay, now. On your way home, there's a traffic problem, and everything slows to a crawl. To make it worse, it's weather related, and you have to choose between being comfortable along the way, and actually getting to your destination.

But you're not worried. You have roadside aid that you can call on if you need to; or do you?

Does anyone know if the local agency knows how to deal with a dead electric vehicle? Does your agency know what to do?

In my opinion, hybrids are a fine idea, but a pure electric vehicle needs a Plan B for such a situation.

1,259 posted on 08/02/2012 4:16:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1258 | View Replies]

To: Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face

We get “Rolling Stone,” I think because DP buys concert tickets through Ticketmaster. One came earlier this week with Justin Bieber on the cover, saying he’s “hot and legal.” *Gaaaaaaack!*

We’re having a whoosh, a Zot, and a Boooom here, but no rain yet. DP will have to go pick up Tom, Elen, and Addie (not our child) at church soon; they’re at a Venture Scouts meeting.


1,260 posted on 08/02/2012 5:11:21 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1252 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 1,221-1,2401,241-1,2601,261-1,280 ... 1,381-1,397 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson