[Tax-chick]

We get “Rolling Stone,” I think because DP buys concert tickets through Ticketmaster. One came earlier this week with Justin Bieber on the cover, saying he’s “hot and legal.” *Gaaaaaaack!*

We’re having a whoosh, a Zot, and a Boooom here, but no rain yet. DP will have to go pick up Tom, Elen, and Addie (not our child) at church soon; they’re at a Venture Scouts meeting.

[NicknamedBob]

I had rain mixed with sunshine earlier today. I don’t know what I was supposed to do with it. It was way too early for rainbows.

I guess I could have held my carbon dioxide in and tried to exude nectar. That hasn’t worked for me in the past; all I’ve been able to attract are sweat bees.

[NicknamedBob]

"We get “Rolling Stone,” I think because DP buys concert tickets through Ticketmaster."

Ah, thank you. You have solved a mystery for me. I kept getting that magazine, and I could not think who among my acquaintances knew me so poorly.

I had purchased concert tickets for my daughter, but in my name.

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That explains why I was being punished.