[unkus]

The Zombies would get to you before you figured it all out.

[umgud]

[Tijeras_Slim]

Another firearm answer in search of a question.

[UCANSEE2]

This weapon works everytime, everywhere.

[DBrow]

Great googly moogly, with the mags loaded, that’s gonna weigh 30 pounds! Well, it’ll keep recoil down.

[Lazamataz]

[dagogo redux]

No thanks. I’ll take a Garand chambered in .308, or a 30-30 Winchester 94.

[Traveler59]

[CrazyIvan]

I refuse to use a weapon that has more batteries than
mine has moving parts. Any part you don't have can't break.

[smokingfrog]

Uncle Barry strikes again.

[Jack Hammer]

Or, as an alternative -

The M1 Garand rifle, “the greatest battle implement ever invented.”

-General George S. Patton

[fini]

That thing has so much stuff on it that it is completely unuseable.

[RandallFlagg]

Ping-a-roonie!

[Marcella]

Hmmm, is that a washing machine or does it cook dinner?

[antiRepublicrat]

I was talking to a seasoned multiple-tour vet of Afghanistan and Iraq, the first big engagements we’ve fought in this Picatinny rail age. He said you can always spot the newbies because they have a bunch of stuff stuck to their rails. After a while they realize how heavy and cumbersome it gets, and pieces start dropping off one by one.