There is nothing in your experience that can equate to me what their experience has taught me.
Copy this thread and send it to them, I'd be interested in their perspective on your comments. I suspect I know their reaction. A pat on your head and them telling you "you are nuts."
Well your ignorance of soldiering is profound, that is why you are not very annoying, it is so ridiculous that it is amusing more than annoying.
I can see why you never went in.