Well your ignorance of soldiering is profound, that is why you are not very annoying, it is so ridiculous that it is amusing more than annoying.
I can see why you never went in.
Gosh, well then I had better tell my military family that there’s a guy on the internet that is so knowledgeable about military lore and stuff that they should just forget about their military experience and come here to read what you have to write about. Wow.