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1 posted on 06/09/2012 11:27:42 PM PDT by marthemaria
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Long Live Flying Spaghetti Monster!!


2 posted on 06/09/2012 11:35:14 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: marthemaria

I, for one, welcome our new Glutinous Overlords /.

5 posted on 06/10/2012 12:07:15 AM PDT by Mycroft Holmes (<= Mash name for HTML Xampp PHP C JavaScript primer. Programming for everyone.)
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To: marthemaria
Wearing the Holy Colander.

Chow for paragraph eater.


6 posted on 06/10/2012 12:11:57 AM PDT by Mycroft Holmes (<= Mash name for HTML Xampp PHP C JavaScript primer. Programming for everyone.)
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To: marthemaria
And the ever popular Holy Tri-corner, for those of a Colonial Bent.

Chow for paragraph eater.


7 posted on 06/10/2012 12:41:55 AM PDT by Mycroft Holmes (<= Mash name for HTML Xampp PHP C JavaScript primer. Programming for everyone.)
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To: marthemaria

Okay, but did he speak Austrian?


10 posted on 06/10/2012 1:11:17 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Ich habe keinen Konig aber Gott)
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Common story in kingdom goes that Saudi Arabia had some of the highest auto accident rates in the world and wanted to find the cause. So they hired a German company to find out why. The company determined that most accidents were caused by Muslim headgear interfering with driver's peripheral vision and recommended that men not wear it while driving. After much thought about the findings those in charge came to the decision that the best solution would be to fire the company.
11 posted on 06/10/2012 1:22:43 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: marthemaria

Is that a good idea - with all the cannibalism going on?


12 posted on 06/10/2012 1:48:58 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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Italians, of which I'm one, have a different name for it:

(In my best Italian dialect) Spaghetti stoppa, watta go head!

13 posted on 06/10/2012 3:38:03 AM PDT by Road Warrior ‘04 (I miss President Bush! 2012 - The End Of An Error! (Oathkeeper))
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Children of the Corn. Don't even think of telling them it's not religious headgear...

ChildrenoftheCorn
14 posted on 06/10/2012 4:06:59 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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I don't think the government should require self-identification of potheads, but it would sure clarify things.


18 posted on 06/10/2012 5:18:47 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: marthemaria

Colander Guy has Carmen Miranda rights, you know!

20 posted on 06/10/2012 5:30:53 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (Meh.)
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