Posted on 06/09/2012 10:13:15 PM PDT by Maven
If you want to know exactly how stupid Barack Obama truly is, just take a look at this handwritten note that's currently in an auction in Beverly Hills:
Maybe a gay guy???
Considering that the President has large numbers of highly paid staff, who are supposed to make sure things like this do not happen, this note speaks volumes about the current occupant of the White House.
When it came to the bit on the form that said "sign here" she wrote "Sagittarius"
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change!
He thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company!
He stood in front of the mirror with his eyes shut - just to see what he looked like asleep!
He heard that most car accidents happen with 3 miles of home! So he moved house!
Scientists are trying to build the ultimate moron; and using him as the blueprint!
Brains aren't everything. In his case they're nothing!
He doesn't know his own mind - well he hasn't missed much!
He speaks his mind - but it limits the conversation!
If ignorance is bliss he must be ecstatic!
He called himself a wit - well he was half right!
If you want the real dope about anything, go to the real dope -- HIM!
The first time he heard about the Tea Party, he asked who the caterer was.
He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat.
He's so dumb, he thinks the St. Louis Cardinals are appointed by the Pope.
He lost his dog, but he won't put an ad in the newspaper. He says it's no use -- his dog can't read.
It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
He thinks an innuendo is an Italian suppository.
He swapped a personal pronoun (your) for the contraction (you’re). While a common error by speed typists using smart phones or the internet, we are shocked when done by the smartest Kenyan citizen (5 digit IQ) to ever “occupy” (and I do mean occupy) the White House.
Kinda makes you wonder what else he’s screwed up. I mean besides an entire NATION!!!
FR spelling-punctuation nazi ping.
“ummm.........missing apostrophe ?”
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ummm.........unnecessary space before the question mark?
?
I shall hold my tongue.
“Since the merits of the Law Review’s selection policy has been the subject of commentary for the last three issues,”
“No editors on the Review will ever know whether any given editor was selected on the basis of grades, writing competition, or affirmative action, and no editors who were selected with affirmative action in mind.”
“Approximately half of this first batch is chosen … the other half are selected …"
ENGLISH_AS_A_SECOND_LANGUAGE_PING!
Gee, I thought my handwriting sucked....
Oh! I had forgotten about that toast! So classy how he talked right through the British National Anthem.
Strange signature, in many ways. Weird B, whole signature looks like a phallic symbol (yikes!) Just sayin’.
He’s a sick one.
Thank God ........you have solved the crime of the century
I am a genius.
Well, that's revealing of his mental geography, isn't it?
His subbrain knows he's going to be back in the Windy City, with his tail between his legs, come 2013!
“Grammar? He don’t need no stinking grammar! He is soetoro!”
O’bama not so good with the O’grammar....
Neither or Both! It is like a typo for handwriting, like Kenya is a typo for Hawaii when typewritten.
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