Zombie Apocalypse Goes Cajun: Louisiana Face-Eating Incident Continues Trend

HULIQ.com ^ | June 9, 2012 | Norman Byrd

[1rudeboy]

Carl Jacquneaux got into an altercation with Todd Creduer

Amish?
/couldn't resist

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Beginning of article:

As if the details of face eating and other cannibalistic attacks -- dubbed collectively the "zombie apocalypse" -- from the last week of May weren't bizarre enough, an assault in Louisiana seems to have continued the string of gory crimes.

[polkajello]

Et tu face ???

Nah, I prefer etouffee

[MinuteGal]

An autopsy found no human remains were in Eugene's system.

He spit out the flesh he had torn from his victim's face.

So he was not a cannibal.

Bon appetit!

Leni

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

With those French names, they’re probably white as bedsheets.

[BuckeyeTexan]

I wonder if this “trend” is new or if the media has just previously ignored it.

[polkajello]

Maybe he was a canniboulemic !

[BuckeyeTexan]

As I understand it, there also was no evidence of bath salts in his system.

[null and void]

Yep. African Rabies. No flesh in his gut because he hadn’t chewed all the way into the brain case yet.

[One Name]

I subscribe to the demonic theory of criminal behavior.

(BTW Minute Gal are you really small or are you like a Minute Man, only female?)

[donna]

Demons have personalities. Some are face-eaters.

[One Name]

Yep. It’s a new invasion- some ugly ones have been unleashed.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Methylenedioxypyrovalerone

WTF

If you can’t write it on a jelly bean it don’t belong up your nose /sarc/

[Tainan]

This sounds a lot like one of those old Beaudreax & Thibadeaux jokes I used to hear.

[Terry Mross]

I always knew Mike Tyson didn’t have much upstairs and could even be considered brain dead, but I never considered that he might be a zombie after he bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear.

[Terry Mross]

I always knew Mike Tyson didn’t have much upstairs and could even be considered brain dead, but I never considered that he might be a zombie after he bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear.

[Condor51]

On a serious Zombie Attack note Zombie Ammo IS flying off the shelves. As last I checked at CheaperThanDirt many common calibers were Out Of Stock.

It's somewhat odd but Hornady says their Zombie Ammo isn't meant for self-defense use. But it's own Ballistics Charts show otherwise.

[IMR 4350]

Are you serious or are you joking that blacks don’t have French names?

[Caipirabob]

The only difference between Zombie rounds and their standard self defense rounds is that Zombie rounds lack the nickel plating around the casing. A box of either round costs the same, Zombie rounds cost less to manufacture.

On the whole, especially now in hindsight, a brilliant marketing campaign.