FLOTUS Cleans Out Mom’s Apple Pie Bakery.....LOL

Weasel Zippers ^ | 06/08/2012 | Weasel Zippers

[geege]

Enjoy everyone with your morning coffee.....

[randita]

A lady enters the passenger side of a vehicle by standing parallel to it, inserts her left leg *first*, seats herself and then gracefully swings her right leg in.

It's pretty tough to use that technique with a full sized SUV unless you are very tall - which MO is.

If there's a running board, you can step your left leg (passenger side) on the running board, seat yourself, then swing the right leg in. That SUV looks to have sort of a running bar to step on.

Getting out can be tough as well. In our Suburban, to get out, I just swing both legs out, grab the hand hold and slide out. It's my thrill for the day.

[jocon307]

“but not one hanging on the forearm.”

You must be very young. Shoulder bags didn’t come in until the 1960s, late 60s. All the bags used to be like that, and be carried like that.

My mom used to wear gloves when she left the house on anything other than a menial chore. And get this - she’d only wear ONE of them, and carry the other. That was the style. With 3 little kids in tow she was doing all this! Carrying the glove, short handled purse, dress, stockings, makeup!

Personally I’m glad jeans, tee-shirts, sneakers and yes shoulder bags became acceptable.

[Ratman83]

Ah, Occoquan lovely place. A lot of artsy-fartsy liberals around there, unfortunately.

[afraidfortherepublic]

but not one hanging on the forearm.

Check out the Queen of England. She carries her purse that way. Moochelle must think she's Queen.

[linn37]

It must be harder when your tall, she needs to put her rear in first and then swing the legs in. As for the comments about the purse. The Queen carrys hers like that maybe that where ‘Mrs.I can have apple pie but you need to diet’ got the idea from.

[jimmyo57]

but not one hanging on the forearm.

I know someone has a pic of Aunt Esther holding her bag!

[CatherineofAragon]

Geez, look at that haggard, greasy looking thing. Nice random color combo there. /s

[CatherineofAragon]

Looks like she’s dragging a big, stuffed pink Hefty bag behind her.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

That's the way the Queen carries her purse.

[apocalypto]

And she likes to wear sleeveless tops. Where I worked, we were not allowed to wear sleeveless garments.

[kcvl]

I guess the beast never took an etiquette’s class in her life. That is not the way you enter a vehicle. The FLOTUS should know better.

[kcvl]

“A lady enters the passenger side of a vehicle by standing parallel to it, inserts her left leg *first*, seats herself and then gracefully swings her right leg in.”

Exactly. You would think the FLOTUS would know that. You know being brilliant and all.

[WackySam]

[dblshot]

Teal shirt, pink skirt and forest green shoes????
It's the Teletubbie look.

[OSHA]

doesn’t she know you are supposed to get in butt first?

She is.

[dblshot]

And get this - she’d only wear ONE of them, and carry the other. That was the style
I remember Jackie Kennedy doing this. Along with that pill box hat.

[treetopsandroofs]

I’m guessing she was trying to QUICKLY get into the SUV.

The next fraction second photo would likely show nothing but derrierre as she bent to get in and thus would never see the light of day — or our eyes.

[treetopsandroofs]

The presstitutes have fawned for years over her “well-toned arms” so she’s going to flout them.

[hal ogen]

mooch-elle couldn’t get into the suv in a more appropriate wa because she was frothing atr the mouth in anticipation of eating all of her two pies before getting to the white hut. she is a beast!

[liberalh8ter]