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I guess now they will need special privileges and protections as another minority group.
1 posted on 06/05/2012 9:54:56 AM PDT by chessplayer
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To: chessplayer

Do you get to consummate the marriage?


2 posted on 06/05/2012 9:58:48 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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What happened to the “tradition” of ‘wife’ assuming ‘husband’s’ surname? How do the Gays handle that? Probably don’t. Just keep their own names.

Liberals biggest enemy is “tradition”

Mooch-ell promised Barack would “Fundamentally ‘change’ America”. To what?

Don’t know. Don’t Care. Is their motto.


3 posted on 06/05/2012 9:59:14 AM PDT by shalom aleichem
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To: chessplayer

I think Obama should do this, then he can go f#ck himself LEGALLY.


4 posted on 06/05/2012 9:59:39 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Today if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse. RReagan)
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To: chessplayer

Asexuals are people, too! /sarc


5 posted on 06/05/2012 10:01:49 AM PDT by ConjunctionJunction
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"Hmmm, I LIKE it."

6 posted on 06/05/2012 10:02:14 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: chessplayer

Divorces can be messy.


7 posted on 06/05/2012 10:04:57 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Gott mit Mitt, Mitt mit uns)
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I think the reception after one of these “weddings” would be a surreal blast. Photos of the bride — no — groom — okay, how about “broom”? — having a first dance with his/her new “wusband” or “hife”. Another of he broom feeding himself/herself a piece of cake. Another of one solitary hand with a wedding band. The broom tossing a bouquet and a garter to the crowd of unattached guests. One tradition that might go by the wayside is when everyone taps their water glasses with a spoon to induce a kiss. I guess the broom could use a mirror, though, like a real narcissist.


9 posted on 06/05/2012 10:31:03 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: chessplayer

I think this administration should legalize “self marriage” then I can file as married on my federal tax return instead of single.


10 posted on 06/05/2012 10:31:55 AM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: chessplayer

Yeah it’s called being single-and I don’t need a ceremony for this, especially because someday I hope to enter into real marriage. These narcissistic (weird, idiots) are really well..idiots!


16 posted on 06/05/2012 12:11:25 PM PDT by JSDude1
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I think we also need a category for “Unilateral Marriage”: I, for instance, get to marry Barack Obama, for instance, regardless of his interest in a reciprocal arrangement.

It only seems fair.


17 posted on 06/05/2012 1:01:51 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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These Luciferians are SO predictable...

Another attack on the family institution?
Who’d a seen it comin’?


20 posted on 06/05/2012 1:56:16 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: chessplayer

Bridal registry at Isotoner Gloves.

21 posted on 06/05/2012 2:04:35 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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