The pill, still cheap at that store you hate, Walmart. Condoms, still given out for free all over the place.
Sluts?
Did someone say Sluts?
Of all the girls I knew, the liberal broads were the biggest sluts around. Not that that’s a problem, mind you...
you just mouth “Global Warming!!!” “Ban Guns!!” “Women’s Rights!!!” or other suitable, lib female orgasm-inducing phrases at just the right time, and they’d drop their drawers on the spot...
Was that wrong? Was I a pig? Was I sexist??
Yoo betcha dupa I was!!!! Every damned minute of every damned day!!
S’ good to be the King...