Posted on 06/04/2012 8:25:37 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
John McClane, Die Hard
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane
I have been trying to post for the past 12 minutes! So much for the FReepathon speeding things up! Sheesh...ANYWAY...what I was going to say was....
I have for years, thought the terms John McLame and Manchurian Candidate were synonymous.....
I once saw a John Stossel report on salt.
He said salt can cause high blood pressure and high blood pressure can cause heart disease but you can’t say salt causes heart disease.
What say you Nurse Jackie?
I’m not of a conspiratorial nature, but looking back at the 2008 campaign, one has to wonder if McLame wasn’t deliberately chosen to hand Obama the Presidency.
He basically lay down and handed the election to the Anointed One. Sarah Palin must have actually thought he wanted to win, because she was all gung-ho about campaigning, while he actually just gave up on certain states and didn’t want to be bothered.
He even spent more time trying to defend Obama from conservative “attacks” than he did defending conservatives who were foolish enough to try to support him.
A lot of books could be written about how textbook-awful he was as a candidate, but they won’t be.
And FR IS slow.
So, in Bloomberg’s NYC I can’t buy more than two 16 oz drinks at one time? Drinks will be $5 each? It’ll be like going to a ball game.
Will free refills be banned?
How can Noo Yawkers stand for this? I guess they won’t get out of their recliners until alcohol is banned.
Maybe they are replacing the servers?!!!
Hahah, that was great. Thanks.
Well, something must have happened.
We were down for more than an hour.
Not me never heard of it
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