LOL! I hear ya! Been there done that! My dad called that condition “Mexican heartburn”. I don’t eat anything spicy anymore because that is what happens. :D
Let’s just say I use moderation. No diving into the bowl anymore. But I have to admit, it suuure was good. I mean, it was flaming delicious Jalapeno dip. Really good. And I paid for it dearly with my Mexican heartburn.
“My dad called that condition Mexican heartburn. I dont eat anything spicy anymore because that is what happens.”
This problem is exagerated if a person has hemorrhoids. I have sometimes eaten whole jalapenos out of the garden, hot ones, and normally do not have this problem.