RFK's daughter married Mario Cuomo's son, Andy. Then she started banging some guy with a string of poloponies.
RFK's son then attempted to right things by cheating on his own wife with the wife of the guy his sister was banging.
So RFK Jr's wife killed herself and RFK Jr's now banging Larry David's television wife Cheryl Hines, who used to work for Meathead, incidentally.
It is hard to believe that anybody would want to have an affair with any of those butt ugly Kennedys. Yech!
Stay classy, Kennedys..
I need some chart for me to get a better understanding of this tawdry business. These verbal descriptions are giving me a headache.
I am still having trouble wrapping my arms around the fact that RFK Jr is actually straight. When I first heard of the suicide, my first thought was he was cheating with another man.
“...an affair with the wife of his sister’s paramour is particularly tacky — even for a Kennedy!”
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I don’t know how to respond here. It there such an affair that is too tacky? Even for a Kennedy?
I didn’t think so.
Well, she knew what she was getting into when she married a Kennedy. I have a hard time feeling sorry for women who marry high profile wealthy guys and then get cheated on. Tiger’s wife? Nope don’t feel sorry for her either. They know the deal going in.
Kennedys are prone to do such things.So are heroin addicts.With heroin addict Kennedys it’s “Katie bar the door” (literally and figuratively).
Wow, these wealthy connected liberals all intermarried. Like the jocks and cheerleaders in high school.
And people make fun of the odd-shaped family trees in the Appalachians.
a diagram helps, I almost thought he was gay for a sec there.
Good grief. You know it is a dysfunctional clan when the Kennedy’s extramarital affairs make more genealogical sense than their actual family history.
Agreed:
“her husband, RFK Jr., had a fling with the wife of the man who broke up the marriage of his sister and Andrew Cuomo”
I’m getting old and I admit I can’t decipher this without a scorecard, visual aids, something.
Its too confusing.
Please make a Kennedy affair flow chart. Solid lines representing regular sex. Dotted lines representing oral sex. Dashed and dotted lines representing gay sex.
Seems like a Kevin Bacon game. If it’s that complicated a connection, I think it means the connections don’t matter and it’s just “had an affair”. After that you can explain how he met the person.
Has a Reality TV series about Living Kennedy been considered?
Thank goodness for penicillin. Without it we wouldn’t have any liberals at all.
No kidding; you DO need a scorecard.
Bobby married Mary.
Bobby bedded Ann Colley.
Ann Colley was married to Bruce Colley.
Bruce Colley played polo (how’d THAT get in here?)
Bruce bedded Kerry (who’s Kerry... John Kerry?)
Kerry was married to Cuomo.
None of the nuts fell far from the tree in that family....