Posted on 05/24/2012 1:05:03 PM PDT by Kartographer
He's not the Thrilla From Wasilla anymore.
Bristol Palin's baby-daddy, Levi Johnston, is now penniless and living in his mother's Alaska home, a source tells Us Weekly.
"Levi made more than $1 million and squandered it on guns, boats and four-wheelers," the source says of Playgirl's winter 2010 cover model, 22.
(Excerpt) Read more at usmagazine.com ...
Typical dumb punk. Maybe some day he’ll grow up.
There’s a surprise...
> “and squandered it on guns, boats and four-wheelers,”
I’d say that he spent it on guns, boats, and four-wheelers — and squandered the rest of it.
Yes, he is indeed a big loser. However, much of the reason he has ended up being a loser is that shotgun weddings are eschewed by everyone these days. The sensible thing would have been for Levi Johnston to marry Bristol as soon as she found out she was pregnant. They should have married quickly, finished high school, and Levi should have got a job. Men who impregnate women and do not marry them are kidding themselves that they are preserving their freedom. In reality, they are hopping on the train to Loserville.
“Id say that he spent it on guns, boats, and four-wheelers and squandered the rest of it.” jim_trent
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” George Best
The media lost all interest in Levi once Sarah declined to run. Remember that hulking black bodyguard/spokesman he used to have?
“Liberal Media Darling” isn’t a career field with a lot of long-term prospects, huh??
So when does he turn to doing gay porn?
And to think, he was once the toast of shallow Libtard-land and the boy toy of Kathy Griffin.
How the mighty have fallen!
Maybe he can go into professional wrestling in an effort to gain another 15 minutes of fame.
Or, maybe Kathy Griffin will take pity on him and move him in as her boy toy.
LOL!
And then he wasted the rest.
I thought it said he was penisless and cheered. We need his genes out of the gene pool.
Levi will be a toothless dirty faced homosexual sputtering about having a million dollars while he sells himself for beer money.
And to think, he was once the toast of shallow Libtard-land and the boy toy of Kathy Griffin.
How the mighty have fallen!
“But Mom! He’s so CUTE! Ya gotta let me go out with him!”
So he can sale his guns, boats, and four wheelers.
Gee...I can’t imagine why the story didn’t get into his abandonment by all his doting liberal Hollywood/media friends.
I just don’t understand it...
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