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Posted on 05/23/2012 8:14:58 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Pings! (Hope Rush is in today)
Hope that word bumbler from yesterday doesn’t darken Rush’s doors ever again.
I’m in. Unless Rush isn’t, and then I’m not either.
If only Mark Steyn and Walter Williams were the only guest hosts.
For a thread yesterday which was a no Rush Limbaugh show, it got over 80 posts. FRpers let Rush KNOW when Mark Davis is on.
Hello.
I had such high hopes for “Uncommitted” in the KY primary race yesterday. Sigh.
Now that Rush has returned, the posters are nowhere to be found . . .
bttt
Happy belated B-Day, IMPR!!!
You got it. They complain when Rush is out but when he is back, where are they?
FYI: I am a regular M-F lunch time lurker.
BTW, I think Rush is having a blast today.
6 months ago, Rush began calling a spade - a spade w/ regards to the GOP, election, The Regime, etc. Good to see him do that since I have followed (listened to) Rush since 1991 on a regular basis.
I’m here, but so far, so good.
Happy belated birthday!
LOL!
If I could hear my radio or didn’t have kids streaming schoolwork during Rush time (their vids mess up when I stream) I would be here more.
AND I love Mark Steyn anyway.
Rush (usually) says what’s on his mind. I think he makes the GOP establishment a little nervous sometimes (not that that’s a bad thing).
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