A woman returned from church and surprised and surprised and intruder robbing her home.
She yelled Acts 2:38, which means "Repent and be Baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven!"
The burglar stopped in his tracks, and surrendered.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer was cuffing the burglar, he asked him, "Why did you just stand there when all the lady did was yell a Scripture at you?
"Scripture?!"replied the burglar, "She said she had an Axe and two 38's!!"
LOL
I love it. LOL!!
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These announcements actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a church service:
1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
2. Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.”
3. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
4 .Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
5. “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.”
ROFL!!!!!!