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And no mention of a pig in a pantsuit?
1 posted on 05/18/2012 8:32:05 PM PDT by SmithL
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Oh, please.

I’m an admitted liberal and I have heard this joke before (usually it was Bill getting something for Hillary.) It’s funny. These guys need to grow a sense of humor.


2 posted on 05/18/2012 8:34:29 PM PDT by pleasedontzotme
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Where’s the sexist part of the joke?


3 posted on 05/18/2012 8:36:09 PM PDT by Kirkwood (It's not a lie. It's a composite.)
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Personally, I think that joke is offensive to razorback hogs.


4 posted on 05/18/2012 8:38:44 PM PDT by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini--nevertheless, Vote Santorum!)
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Sincerely, Reps. George Miller, Anna Eshoo, Zoe Lofgren, Mike Thompson, Lynn Woolsey, Jerry McNerney, John Garamendi, Doris Matsui, Barbara Lee, and Mike Honda

Funny, just the other day I was walking along pushing ten pigs in a wheelbarrow, and someone came up to me and asked, "where'd you get those pigs?" And I said...

5 posted on 05/18/2012 8:41:33 PM PDT by Talisker (He who commands, must obey.)
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That's too bad. I was hoping the punchline was going to be:

"Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!"

LMAO!!!!! 8^D

7 posted on 05/18/2012 8:42:13 PM PDT by Gargantua ("All men ARE 'created' equal--but 21 years later... well, 'nuff said...")
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Reps. George Miller, Anna Eshoo, Zoe Lofgren, Mike Thompson, Lynn Woolsey, Jerry McNerney, John Garamendi, Doris Matsui, Barbara Lee, and Mike Honda

PC NAZIS....every one of them. They should all be brought up on ethics charges...they are deliberately trying to intimadate anyone who would speak disparagingly against their political allies. How concerned were they about all the slander and vile hatefully spewed against Sarah Palin????

Oh, that's right. Palin is a Conservative...
8 posted on 05/18/2012 8:43:14 PM PDT by rottndog (Be Prepared for what's coming AFTER America....)
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I don’t get it. That was a GREAT trade.


9 posted on 05/18/2012 8:43:46 PM PDT by REDWOOD99 ("Everyone should pay taxes. Everyone should pay the same rate.)
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“a joke its top lawyer reportedly made at the expense of Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi...”

s’okay!:)


11 posted on 05/18/2012 9:01:38 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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A flip of the wee birdie if the Leftist whiners can’t take a joke.


12 posted on 05/18/2012 9:02:52 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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Have any of you seen the World's Smartest Woman lately ... since her Botox injections have worn off? Lightman is right ... that joke is highly offensive to Razorback hogs!

13 posted on 05/18/2012 9:05:41 PM PDT by Zakeet (Obama loves to wok dogs)
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Too funny. Been a long time since I read/heard the old Hillary term of PIAPS. I hope she doesn’t run. I’d rather not hear, or read it again. Rather she, and her partner in crime would just retire out of sight, and out of mind if we can’t get them into Leavenworth.


14 posted on 05/18/2012 9:06:44 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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I am an attorney and willing to file suit on behalf of the pigs. To only value them equal to Hillary and Nancy is indeed an insult.


15 posted on 05/18/2012 9:16:20 PM PDT by terycarl (lurking, but well informed)
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I noticed that fish-face Maxine didn’t sign on. Got a feeling she wanted the pigs to roast over a burning car or building in Watts if Zimmerman is found not guilty.


16 posted on 05/18/2012 9:22:02 PM PDT by jmax (Be warned....I'm armed. Round is chambered, full magazine is inserted, safety is off.)
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Now that there is down right funny!


17 posted on 05/18/2012 9:36:16 PM PDT by SECURE AMERICA (Where can I sign up for the New American Revolution and the Crusades 2012?)
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I’ve heard Reagan himself tell a variant of this joke - involving Russians, of course.


18 posted on 05/18/2012 9:41:38 PM PDT by txhurl (Thank you, Andrew Breitbart. In your untimely passing, you have exposed these people one last time.)
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The political ladies insisted on being treated like one of the guys. Now that they get the verbal roughhousing, they... squeal!


20 posted on 05/18/2012 9:58:49 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Mitt! You're going to have to try harder than that to be "severely conservative" my friend.)
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The real joke is that they left Fortney Stark off of the letter.

-PJ

23 posted on 05/18/2012 10:31:21 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
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The Safeway supermarket chain has been doing business for many decades, and was headquartered in Oakland for most of those years. Relatively recently it moved from Oakland to Pleasanton in the east bay area. They are the Kroger of the west coast. Perhaps it’s time to consider one more corporate move... outside the people’s republic of crazyfornia.


24 posted on 05/18/2012 11:18:24 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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Wait, were the pigs wearing lipstick?


26 posted on 05/19/2012 12:44:12 AM PDT by Crucial
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It’s an old joke. I heard versions with Clinton as the POTUS where he mentions getting them for Chelsea. Made more sense then because Chelsea was just a teen back then and the small pigs are considered pets.


27 posted on 05/19/2012 2:49:37 AM PDT by tom h
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