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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, May 15, 2012
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| 05/15/2012
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 05/15/2012 8:17:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rushlimbaugh; talkradio
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To: Clint N. Suhks
you may well have just created a monster...called the Apple Biltmore store...
with new purchase free classes are daily available and for a Benjamin, a full tutoral.
He allowed I’d learn “from how to turn it on to photoshoppin”
jumpin jehosafat.......my mind with photoshop talent
I’d be in jail in 4 countries
lol
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:16:34 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ill take Stupid MSLDS Hosts for $500.
The answer is: 'Noone'
"Who is the SMARTEST person on MSLDS, Alex?"
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:16:38 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: ExCTCitizen
a 90 year old can eat peanut brittle faster than FR is refreshin
83
posted on
05/15/2012 11:20:54 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
To: Biggirl
Rush, Samuel Clemmens, Mark Twain a fellow citizen from Mozzou would have been PROUD of you and as a matter of fact, if he was alive today, would have his own talkradio show.
No the Hartford, CT liberals would have shut him down for using the 'N' word in his books. (The NAALCP wanted to name of Mark Twain School in Hartford be renamed a few years (about 15 or 20 years ago) because he used the N word!!)
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:21:14 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: All
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:21:57 AM PDT
by
sloop
(don't touch my junk)
To: FaithintheRight
Also unable to attend that ceremony was Missouri state Representative Stacey Newman who whined that the placement of a bust of the titular head of the R-Words, who personally started the War On Women, was totally inappropriate and probably illegal.
Illegal??
I'll take 'brain dead Zombies elected to the Missouri house' for 2000, Alex.
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:23:41 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: Biggirl
My son just won an iMac in the local Mall...(it was nice...)
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:25:45 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: sloop
wow............bliss , pure bliss
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:29:55 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
To: Clint N. Suhks
DIners Drive-Ins and Dives?
That actually sounds fun, what channel is that on?
Food network!!!
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:30:41 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: advertising guy
hey Rush, your bust is brass.....call it like it is
Obama is the 1st Muslim President
90
posted on
05/15/2012 11:31:02 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
To: advertising guy
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:32:03 AM PDT
by
sloop
(don't touch my junk)
To: advertising guy
I love clam chowder....discovered the Progesso brand and its great......
... my luck.....the clams are gay
No, they CLAM up when asked about sexual orientation!!! :)
Try homemade with Quahog clams and lobster meat.
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:33:47 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: sloop
similiar to one we built back in the day...
48 inch oil field pipe and 3 bays with 24 inch smokers on top....same firebox set up
93
posted on
05/15/2012 11:40:01 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
To: ExCTCitizen
I don’t like fish or lobster in my chowder......
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:41:08 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
To: advertising guy
Yep, they tend to eat more than their fair share...
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:43:59 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Sarah Palin: More miles per sound bite than the closest competitor...)
To: advertising guy
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posted on
05/15/2012 11:46:00 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
To: InterceptPoint
It’s one of the first times he’s burnt up an entire segment pitching his tea. Lord deliver us from a man with a wife who wants help with ‘her’ business project.
Strip away the nonsense and today’s 3 hour show boils down to .... one hour and 10 minutes. It’s almost as if he doesn’t remember there’s a rather important election in 6 months.
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posted on
05/15/2012 12:30:09 PM PDT
by
relictele
(We are officially OUT of other people's money!)
To: advertising guy
Ok... I love lobster in Mine....but if I was a LIBERAL I would say that you are wrong, but since I'm a CONSERVATIVE (and give people rights to eat whatever they want), I'll say you are missing something!!
You must be a lobsterphobe!!! /s
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posted on
05/15/2012 4:44:45 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: ExCTCitizen
come to think of it, you gotta help a lobster come out
lmao
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posted on
05/15/2012 6:08:12 PM PDT
by
advertising guy
( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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