The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, May 15, 2012

The EiB Network ^ | 05/15/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[advertising guy]

you may well have just created a monster...called the Apple Biltmore store...

with new purchase free classes are daily available and for a Benjamin, a full tutoral.

He allowed I’d learn “from how to turn it on to photoshoppin”

jumpin jehosafat.......my mind with photoshop talent

I’d be in jail in 4 countries

lol

[ExCTCitizen]

I’ll take “Stupid MSLDS Hosts” for $500.

The answer is: 'Noone'

"Who is the SMARTEST person on MSLDS, Alex?"

[advertising guy]

a 90 year old can eat peanut brittle faster than FR is refreshin

[ExCTCitizen]

Rush, Samuel Clemmens, “Mark Twain” a fellow citizen from Mozzou would have been PROUD of you and as a matter of fact, if he was alive today, would have his own talkradio show.

No the Hartford, CT liberals would have shut him down for using the 'N' word in his books. (The NAALCP wanted to name of Mark Twain School in Hartford be renamed a few years (about 15 or 20 years ago) because he used the N word!!)

[sloop]

the grill i choose

http://www.gatorpit.net/trailer_pits/images/TR7.jpg

[ExCTCitizen]

Also unable to attend that ceremony was Missouri state Representative Stacey Newman who whined that the placement of a bust of the titular head of the R-Words, who personally started the War On Women, was totally inappropriate and probably illegal.

Illegal??

I'll take 'brain dead Zombies elected to the Missouri house' for 2000, Alex.

[ExCTCitizen]

My son just won an iMac in the local Mall...(it was nice...)

[advertising guy]

wow............bliss , pure bliss

[ExCTCitizen]

“DIners Drive-Ins and Dives”?

That actually sounds fun, what channel is that on?

Food network!!!

[advertising guy]

hey Rush, your bust is brass.....call it like it is

Obama is the 1st Muslim President

[sloop]

for grilling - this would be a better choice

http://www.bbquepits.com/images/PORTABLE_BBQ_GRILLS/PORTABLE_BBQ_GRILL_30X120/portable_bbq_grill_30_05.jpg

[ExCTCitizen]

I love clam chowder....discovered the Progesso brand and it’s great......

... my luck.....the clams are gay

No, they CLAM up when asked about sexual orientation!!! :)

Try homemade with Quahog clams and lobster meat.

[advertising guy]

similiar to one we built back in the day...

48 inch oil field pipe and 3 bays with 24 inch smokers on top....same firebox set up

[advertising guy]

I don’t like fish or lobster in my chowder......

[gov_bean_ counter]

Yep, they tend to eat more than their fair share...

[advertising guy]

********************** WOW ***************************

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHkq1edcbk4&feature=youtu.be

[relictele]

It’s one of the first times he’s burnt up an entire segment pitching his tea. Lord deliver us from a man with a wife who wants help with ‘her’ business project.

Strip away the nonsense and today’s 3 hour show boils down to .... one hour and 10 minutes. It’s almost as if he doesn’t remember there’s a rather important election in 6 months.

[ExCTCitizen]

Ok... I love lobster in Mine....but if I was a LIBERAL I would say that you are wrong, but since I'm a CONSERVATIVE (and give people rights to eat whatever they want), I'll say you are missing something!!

You must be a lobsterphobe!!! /s

[advertising guy]

come to think of it, you gotta help a lobster come out

lmao