GAY FOR PAY (Obama "evolves" on gay marriage just hours after donors threatened to withhold funds)

Washington Free Beacon ^ | May 9, 2012 | Washington Free Beacon Staff

[NFHale]

“...consumed with penis envy...”

That is one of the funniest phrases I have ever heard...

“Dude!!...She’s jealous of yer Crank, man...”

“Hey bro...looka dat hoe - she be mad-doggin’ yer johnson ova’ dere!!”

[GOPsterinMA]

Goes to show just you f**ked up these freaks are.

Plastic, strap on penis - yes.

The real thing, attached to a man - no.

[airborne]

Gay lobby - “If you don’t come out and make a public statement supporting gay marriage, we are going to stop giving you money, and we will tell others to stop also.”

Gay President - “OK. I will do as you insist, so I don’t lose millions.”

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Explain to me how that isn’t some form of extortion.

[BillyBoy]

I know some girl who was in a lesbian relationship and admitted to me after they broke up that their entire "sexual relationship" only consisted of oral sex. Assuming the same is true of many other lesbian couples, and going by the Bill Clinton dictionary, that means many gay "couples" aren't even having "sex".

[Impy]

I’m sure oral and manual and um what is the PG term for what I’m thinking of, frottage I guess, are way more common than strap-oning among real life lesbians. For one thing you don’t have to buy anything.

And I’ve read that a large minority of gay men only do oral and eschew fudge packing. Making them virgins according to Clinton.

[NFHale]

There’s just nothing good coming out of this whole thread...Hahaha!!! Good lord....

[Impy]

Could you expect otherwise? Look that the title! :D

[NFHale]

Haha!! Yeah...I should have known...

[tacticalogic]

How long before his campaign committee starts putting Executive Orders up for bids on Ebay?

[GOPsterinMA]

I'll trust what you say.

Although the poofs I know are always going to the doctor(s) for various ailments “down there”. One of them tried to explain what he had incubating and I cut off the conversation, got up and left.

Even I have a limit.

[Impy]

Ewwwwwwwwww.

Even liberal sex therapist Dr. Ruth admits that hole was not built for that. Easy to injure, bacteria, ect ect.

[GOPsterinMA]

I think I'm mentioned this guy that used to be a part of the old gang back in the day. He LOVED interacting with the backdoor to the point of virtually ignoring the “normal place”. We all thought he was a poof.

Most “normal” folks ARE NOT attracted to the back in that way, porn industry indoctrination be damned.

In plain English, it's an exit not an entrance. That's a physiological fact.

[mylife]

Exactly