[ETL]

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Pit Bull Pulls Unconscious Owner From Path Of Oncoming Train...before tearing him to bits and eating him

[TurboZamboni]

and then the cops shot the dog.

[Shadowstrike]

Pit Bull Pulls Unconscious Owner From Path Of Oncoming Train...before tearing him to bits and eating him.

You know, that's not even kinda funny.

[Shannon]

Very offensive comment. Not funny.

[Clara Lou]

Was that an attempt at humor? It’s hard to tell, since all it really tells us is that you had nothing of value to say, but you couldn’t resist the urge to show us that you had nothing to say.

[liberalh8ter]

Here’s the rest of the title:

Pit Bull Pulls Unconscious Owner From Path Of Oncoming Train...before tearing him to bits and eating him after owner's cat dragged him onto tracks.