You know, that's not even kinda funny.
Neither is your tagline:
“Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
Nearly every story you read in the press involving Pit Bulls is a negative one. Finally, a positive one! Not that this lopsided coverage reflects reality.
I’m ashamed to admit that I didn’t even read the first few sentences before jumping the gun and trying to be ‘funny’. I am a dog lover, btw. Rescued many strays in my lifetime.
“An eight year old pit bull is recovering in a Massachusetts animal hospital after conducting a remarkable rescue mission. According to witnesses, the heroic dog saved the life of her owner just before she was hit by an oncoming freight train.
The Massachusetts SPCA said Christine Spain of Shirley was walking home with her dog Lilly when she collapsed on the tracks.”