Posted on 05/03/2012 8:15:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You might be right on that LBJ, I was thinking he was talking about Carter.
at Super Bowl 13 in Miami the Steelers vs the Cowboys...
...I was there....and how I got there is another story but as I was “led” in....I peeked to my left in a tunnel and there was Jack Lambert.......................sittin in a laz-boy recliner growlin.......
in pads he was so freepin hugh, the recliner was almost unseeable....
In retrospect....I’ve always wished I had yelled GO COWBOYS but I was a lil thin in the britches then
The Youngest Child just came home from her LAST final. She has her cap and gown and powder blue tassel AND GOLD CORD!!!!
WAR EAGLE!
I think Elizabeth Warren is the one who’s high . . .
This caller works with the Criminally Insane in Washington, D.C.?
He works with Congress?
she’ll change her story by this evenin to say she meant butt cheek bones
WAR EAGLE! Clint Jr’s last exam is tomorrow.
so is bein a queer cool ?
Sociopath Test
The following questionnaire is based on research and experiences of socialised sociopaths. For each trait, decide if it applies to the person you suspect may be a socialised sociopath, fully (2 points), partially (1 point) or not at all (0 points).
1) Do they have problems sustaining stable relationships, personally and in business?
2) Do they frequently manipulate others to achieve selfish goals, with no consideration of the effects on those manipulated?
3) Are they cavalier about the truth, and capable of telling lies to your face?
4) Do they have an air of self-importance, regardless of their true standing in society?
5) Have they no apparent sense of remorse, shame or guilt?
6) Is their charm superficial, and capable of being switched on to suit immediate ends?
7) Are they easily bored and demand constant stimulation?
8) Are their displays of human emotion unconvincing?
9) Do they enjoy taking risks, and acting on reckless impulse?
10) Are they quick to blame others for their mistakes?
11) As teenagers, did they resent authority, play truant and/or steal?
12) Do they have no qualms about sponging off others?
13) Are they quick to lose their temper?
14) Are they sexually promiscuous?
15) Do they have a belligerent, bullying manner?
16) Are they unrealistic about their long-term aims?
17) Do they lack any ability to empathise with others?
18) Would you regard them as essentially irresponsible?
A score of 25 or above suggests strong psychopathic tendencies. This does not mean the person is a potential mass-murderer: socialised psychopaths are not mad, nor do they have to resort to violence. Even so, a close professional or emotional relationship with a socialised psychopath is likely to prove a damaging experience.
0bama should get a 3 on some these questions.
Fits Obama to a T.
Particularly amusing is the pert turned up nose she has...you see that so often aong Native Americans (puke)
What is even more frightening, is that people actually vote for these lying sacks of crap!
sleep in all mornin ?
Plain tea is the new tea?
I’m underwhelmed.
Nope...just reading news while listening to the program :-)
And HOT DAMN! I am delighted Rush has an unsweetened tea now!
I’ve been asking for the unsweetened tea for months! I’ll have to order some now.
see the news of the Sept 1st Tea Party blow out in N Mexico ?
Good luck to Junior!
Yes..and bookmarked the site, thanks
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