Dog-eating jokes are the main course at press dinner

MSN ^ | 4/29/12

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the featured item on the menu was dog ... jokes -- which figured, since Barack Obama's old admission to eating dog as a child was just recently revived as a campaign sideshow. "Last week we learned that the president's two favorite steaks are rib eye and seeing eye," cracked comedian Jimmy Kimmel, the evening's host. But even Kimmel got a taste that it's tough to work a room better than the Obama himself.

The president touched on Sarah Palin's recent hosting of "Today" to segue into the night's toughest line: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious."

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"What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?"

Idi Amin wouldn't eat the dog...

[the invisib1e hand]

i remember when "dead baby" jokes were cool in the seventies. It's how they condition you.

Look for dog to be on the menu at some kewl bistro soon.

[ConorMacNessa]

That remark is real presidential! Do I need a sarc tag?



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps Pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[jimbo123]

[redhead]

heheheheheheheh....

[linn37]

Har har har I too joke about the president eating dogs.

[dayglored]

> Look for dog to be on the menu at some kewl bistro soon.

In the U.S.? Only if it's one where you have to give a password through a sliding hatch at the door, and tell 'em Barack sent you.

[Bratch]

She lives in his head.

[SueRae]

She is SO in his head..to this day. Hahahaha (big evil grin)

What a twit.

[SueRae]

She is SO in his head..to this day. Hahahaha (big evil grin)

What a twit.

[SunkenCiv]

What’s the difference between a POTUS and a TOTUS?

Depends who’s serving. Right now it’s Zero.

Thanks null and void.

[FreedBird]

Maybe Obama’s nickname could be Pooch and his wife could Mooch.

[RichInOC]

The difference is there’s a small chance he could nibble on the pit bull and live to tell about it.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Obama ate man's best friend and then jokes about it.

[Biggirl]

.....So “rent free!”

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Obama must be furious but holding it in. I guess he took a lot of happy pills. A person with his personality disorder cannot avoid it.

Next stop polygamy.

[TigersEye]

Soon to be a staple.

Woof! It's what's for dinner.

[chris_bdba]

She lives in his head rent free.

[EandH Dad]

Okay, he admitted in his book he ate dog meat. Did he just admit he’s eaten a hockey mom? I just can’t stop myself from calling it a tasteless joke. Maybe after November he can open for Biden’s standup routine.

[FreedBird]

Aol must be getting paid off with Obama advertisements.
There is an add for Dinner with Obama. What will the Obama’s be cooking up?