Obama: 'I was born in Hawaii,' wink, wink (taunts Trump, complements press on digging up truth)

World Net Daily ^ | April 29, 2012 | Drew Zahn

[Seizethecarp]

Barack Obama opened last night’s White House Correspondents Dinner – an annual chuckle-fest with D.C. reporters and pop culture celebrities – with a pair of jokes and a wink about his supposed Hawaii birthplace.

He began with more veiled joke alluding to April 28 of last year, when the White House released to the press a copy of his purported long-form birth certificate, a move prompted in part by calls from Donald Trump to see evidence of Obama’s eligibility to be president.

“My fellow Americans, we gather during a historic anniversary,” Obama said. “Last year at this time, in fact on this very weekend, we finally delivered justice to one of the world’s most notorious individuals.”

Video screens in the room then flashed a photo of Trump.

Obama then explained he was advised to “reintroduce himself” to America.

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “in Hawaii.”

[Texas Eagle]

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “in Hawaii.”

High-larious!

Oddly enough, the first thing they ask you to do when you take the witness stand is to state your identity and where you came from.

[Texas Eagle]

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “in Hawaii.”

Okay. Okay. I got this one.

You lie!

[libstripper]

I must insist you follow proper standards of respect in referring to the Illegal. Calling him a "sonofabitch" was entirely wrong and terribly insulting to dogs, especially the mothers of my two wonderful dogs. A proper term, suitably respectful to his "presidency" would be, "degraded, pustulant piece of malignant subhuman offal."

[Sacajaweau]

Just remember: The second time he recited the oath....there was no bible.

[Will88]

Yeah, Obama, I remember how Hawaii’s new Governor Abercrombie promised, once in office, to go to the proper state bureaucracy and personally have them find your original birth certificate. Boy, that story died a sudden death and was never heard from again.

Still, an examination of your original birth certificate (not a supposed copy) from the Hawaii archives would be a good step.

[mel]

Mrs. Obama looked very uncomfortable and I thought he looked uncomfortable also.

[Thom Pain]

Did we those millions of a**holes who voted for B.O. elect Nipsey Russell to the Presidency?

[Will88]

If anyone really wanted to use some great humor based on reality, they couldn't done much better than this:

Hawaii governor claims record of Obama's birth 'exists in archives' but can't produce the vital document

The possibilities for good reality based humor are just endless in that story.

[ChiefJayStrongbow]

.. WHAT A F*CKING DOUCHEBAG. I hate what the m*f*er is doing to our country. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[vietvet67]

Typical liberal tactic.

Make fun of any serious allegations.

[sueQ]

To: Admin Moderator

Please fix the spelling of the intended word “compliment” in the thread title, if convenient...

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You poor soul. I know the feeling. There are spelling nazis that lurk here that discredit what you say if your grammar or spelling is incorrect.

[CPO retired]

Did he use a Bible of Koran the first time? How do you know there was no Bible the second time?

[MHGinTN]

So you don’t accept the fraudulent computer generated scam little barry bastard aired from the White House presser? ... But you believe the lying bastard that there is a real long form in Hawaiian archives, even after he sent lawyers to ‘retrieve’ this imaginary long form original and then posted the forgery?

[classified]

The fact that Obama has now produced a clearly forged Long Form B.C. and a clearly forged Short Form B.C., indicates that he has neither on file in the Hawaii Health Unit. If he had a Long Form on file in Hawaii which enclosed some damaging birth information that forfeit his right to the Presidency, that form would have been modified and corrected with minimal evidence of tampering. The forms he produced had so much evidence of heavy tampering,correction and overlays that it leads one to realize that the birth certificates used belong to someone else and not President Obama. If someone can come up with a scenario that indicates that Obama has a Long Form Birth Certificate on record in Hawaii and that there is a reason that his forger's chose not to use it with it's many necessary corrections and present it as evidence of his Long Form B.C., I would like to read it and try and make sense of that scenario.

[bigheadfred]

Did we those millions of a**holes who voted for B.O. elect Nipsey Russell to the Presidency?

Too bad it wasn't Nipsey.

[TheBigJ]

Kool-aid propaganda ministry, government elitist swine all think it’s a joke. They live in their own little world.

As one freeper so aptly stated:

Godless Communists, criminals, perverts, racists, abortionists, welfare parasites, pseudo intellectual misfits, tree huggers, Global Warming insisters, Hollywood weirdos, and other assorted a$$wipes.

Yes, keep laughing. As I throw dishes away to make room for more ammo.

[rabidralph]

Here's an interesting quote from the dinner, provided by Obama:

But Obama touched on serious themes as well, remembering The New York Times' Anthony Shadid and Marie Colvin of the Sunday Times of London who died while covering the uprising in Syria.

"Never forget that our country depends on you to help protect our freedom, our democracy and our way of life," Obama said.

Most presidents reserve that statement for the U.S. military.

[ConservativeStatement]

Hillary Clinton must drink a bottle of booze every night thinking “How the heck did I lose to this clown?”

[rabidralph]

I thought he was quoting Lying Eyes by the Eagles.

[shove_it]

Is that you, Don?