Yeah, Obama, I remember how Hawaii’s new Governor Abercrombie promised, once in office, to go to the proper state bureaucracy and personally have them find your original birth certificate. Boy, that story died a sudden death and was never heard from again.
Still, an examination of your original birth certificate (not a supposed copy) from the Hawaii archives would be a good step.
So you don’t accept the fraudulent computer generated scam little barry bastard aired from the White House presser? ... But you believe the lying bastard that there is a real long form in Hawaiian archives, even after he sent lawyers to ‘retrieve’ this imaginary long form original and then posted the forgery?
Still, an examination of your original birth certificate (not a supposed copy) from the Hawaii archives would be a good step. What I'm still scratching my head about is, why did Obama send his lawyer to Honolulu to courier the document back to the White House? I mean, there's Federal Express! Hell, there's even the USPS! How many dollars an hour do they charge?
But of course I lack the reptilian brain of a Chicago community organizer. Obama knows he can prove what he needs to prove if push ever comes to shove. Meanwhile, time for some head games.
If he had actually wanted to end the birther thing last year, he could simply have asked the Hawaii Department of Health to post the damn document on their website. Then he could have announced the URL at his little press conference and proudly displayed the hi-res image on one of his 200-pound air conditioned outdoor teleprompter monitors.