I really can’t see how he died unless it was from neurogenic shock or cardiac arrest etc.
Does remind me of story though:
A group of women where golfing and one woman’s shot was shanked badly and went right into a group of men in the next fairway teebox. One of the men fell to the ground clutching his groin.
The women ran over to him and said she was the one who hit the ball. She told him that she was a nurse and to relax and to let her check him out.
She pulled his hands from his groin and undid his pants, reached inside and massaged him.
After a few moments she asked if that felt any better.
He said that it felt great but his thumb still hurt like hell.
If they think 41 is middle-aged, then I must be WAAAAYYY over the hill.
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11“When men fight with one another and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, 12then you shall cut off her hand. Your eye shall have no pity.
Deuteronomy 25:11
sounds like she knew how to do the ‘monkey steals peach’....ouch =S
The headline had me wondering just where he wanted to park his testicles.
“You can squeeze my lemon, baby!”
I guess it can be said that this woman has a lot of balls!
Ya think this thread will squeeze past the censoring ballsy Admins?
Good thing the crime didn’t occur in the US or the poor woman would have been charged with gross testicular manslaughter.
It shows that it’s best to keep one’s family jewels locked up in a safe!
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the coins, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'
'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney.'
Oh my, will police officers now start to wear cups along with bullet proof vests?
Dude didn’t have brass balls, that’s fer shore!
The woman had, as the Chinese like to say, the tiger by the tail!
Hate that when that happens.
I read once that the words “testify” and “testicle” have the same Greek word origin. Apparently, if the ancient Greeks wanted to force a man to speak at a trial an official would hold the man’s testicles in his hand. A slight squeeze would induce the testimony being sought.