Posted on 04/27/2012 12:46:20 PM PDT by NoLibZone
April 19, a female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province. It was learned, the woman, 41 years old, rode on her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child that day. When she wanted to pack her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male.
The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight.
During the fight, the middle aged woman manged to grab the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground.
The man was immediately rushed to hospital, but unfortunately died there despite of efforts.
(Excerpt) Read more at bbs.chinadaily.com.cn ...
Man say "No load here!"
Woman take matter in own hands-
Man testes no more...
Deuteronomy or Neuteronomy ?
It was pulled off of Drudge earlier today
“The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMNzF9i8e4k
The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend
Well I Got Home and the door was locked
And I tried to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to hell
I crawled in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls, and then I cried
Called me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I thought I died
Took my clothes, set em’ on fire
And hit me with her curling iron
I tried to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care
Things weren’t what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
And my nads would soon be steamed
I tried to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wasn’t wearing a kilt
She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she missed my head
She reared back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Yeah today’s that awful day,
Hey, my boys won’t be the same
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Haikou City? Well this deserves a poem then:
she squeezed so tightly
I collapse in squeamish pain
a darwin for me
Don’t let her get hold of C-ball the dog from the movie, “Van Wilder”!
OMG...now THAT was good!
Only here...:)
Or - as pronounced in his hometown in Milwaukee - Da Crusher.
There once was a woman in China
With her hand made his jewels a vagina
She squeezed him so tight
In the heat of their fight
He needed a Cologist Gyne
I really can’t see how he died unless it was from neurogenic shock or cardiac arrest etc.
Does remind me of story though:
A group of women where golfing and one woman’s shot was shanked badly and went right into a group of men in the next fairway teebox. One of the men fell to the ground clutching his groin.
The women ran over to him and said she was the one who hit the ball. She told him that she was a nurse and to relax and to let her check him out.
She pulled his hands from his groin and undid his pants, reached inside and massaged him.
After a few moments she asked if that felt any better.
He said that it felt great but his thumb still hurt like hell.
lol
If they think 41 is middle-aged, then I must be WAAAAYYY over the hill.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don’t know. For such a terrible thing, us guys seem to find something wildly funny about seeing it happen to other guys.
As long as it isn’t us...:)
So, this was rather common in OT times.
?.............
Now I have a joke for my golf buddies. Thanks
I was thinking of that.....
11“When men fight with one another and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, 12then you shall cut off her hand. Your eye shall have no pity.
Deuteronomy 25:11
sounds like she knew how to do the ‘monkey steals peach’....ouch =S
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