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1 posted on 04/27/2012 12:46:27 PM PDT by NoLibZone
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I really can’t see how he died unless it was from neurogenic shock or cardiac arrest etc.

Does remind me of story though:

A group of women where golfing and one woman’s shot was shanked badly and went right into a group of men in the next fairway teebox. One of the men fell to the ground clutching his groin.
The women ran over to him and said she was the one who hit the ball. She told him that she was a nurse and to relax and to let her check him out.
She pulled his hands from his groin and undid his pants, reached inside and massaged him.
After a few moments she asked if that felt any better.
He said that it felt great but his thumb still hurt like hell.


31 posted on 04/27/2012 1:14:46 PM PDT by nikos1121
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If they think 41 is middle-aged, then I must be WAAAAYYY over the hill.


33 posted on 04/27/2012 1:17:33 PM PDT by NEMDF
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packing dispute

?.............

36 posted on 04/27/2012 1:20:12 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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11“When men fight with one another and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, 12then you shall cut off her hand. Your eye shall have no pity.

Deuteronomy 25:11


39 posted on 04/27/2012 1:35:56 PM PDT by thethirddegree
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sounds like she knew how to do the ‘monkey steals peach’....ouch =S


40 posted on 04/27/2012 1:36:36 PM PDT by battousai (Conservatives are racist? YES, I hate stupid white liberals.)
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The headline had me wondering just where he wanted to park his testicles.


41 posted on 04/27/2012 1:40:25 PM PDT by Bob
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To: NoLibZone; a fool in paradise

“You can squeeze my lemon, baby!”


42 posted on 04/27/2012 1:42:35 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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I guess it can be said that this woman has a lot of balls!


43 posted on 04/27/2012 1:42:54 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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Ya think this thread will squeeze past the censoring ballsy Admins?


44 posted on 04/27/2012 1:46:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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PING!


46 posted on 04/27/2012 1:49:44 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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48 posted on 04/27/2012 1:57:37 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (You mean we have a choice between M.R. and B.O.?)
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Good thing the crime didn’t occur in the US or the poor woman would have been charged with gross testicular manslaughter.


50 posted on 04/27/2012 2:03:00 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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It shows that it’s best to keep one’s family jewels locked up in a safe!


55 posted on 04/27/2012 2:22:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 coins to play the juke-box with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the coins, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?'

'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney.'

58 posted on 04/27/2012 2:35:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Oh my, will police officers now start to wear cups along with bullet proof vests?


59 posted on 04/27/2012 2:54:32 PM PDT by trailboss800
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Dude didn’t have brass balls, that’s fer shore!


63 posted on 04/27/2012 5:23:24 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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The woman had, as the Chinese like to say, the tiger by the tail!


66 posted on 04/27/2012 6:51:43 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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Hate that when that happens.


69 posted on 04/27/2012 10:35:30 PM PDT by garjog
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I read once that the words “testify” and “testicle” have the same Greek word origin. Apparently, if the ancient Greeks wanted to force a man to speak at a trial an official would hold the man’s testicles in his hand. A slight squeeze would induce the testimony being sought.


70 posted on 04/28/2012 6:56:09 AM PDT by ops33 (Senior Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired))
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A


71 posted on 04/29/2012 3:57:01 AM PDT by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
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