[bmwcyle]

What would he do with a ugly woman?

[IbJensen]

There are many good things about Sandra Fluck.

She’s, well she’s, she’s well nourished.

[dead]

Sandra Fluke can choose whether to wash my dishes or balance my checkbook.

He's overlooking her primary skill set.

[CPOSharky]

Now, you may remember Fluke from her dismal performance before the House Democratic Steering and Policy Committee.

Wasn't that really a Nancy Pelosi press conference dressed up to look like a committee meeting because the real committee declined to interview Fluck?

[liberalh8ter]

The only problem with adopting Sandra Fluke is when you have to answer the question,”Can anyone else claim this dependent on their tax return”, you’re going to have to say, “yes”.

[Jack Hammer]

How about another one: “Government is simply a semi-organized mob giving itself permission to steal my money at gunpoint and hand it out to the members of that very same mob.”

In that sense, it’s no different from a mafia “protection” racket - except that, unlike the government, the mafia actually does protect the sources of its income.

[OrioleFan]

In the case of Fluck, the “higher learning centers” that educated her, can chuckle to themselves and proudly say, “lookie, we created another one!”

[mc5cents]

To Miss Fluke:

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Paging Woody Allen, please pick up the house phone...

[JimRed]

‘Cause she’s easy?