Posted on 04/24/2012 8:24:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You’ll get used to them!
Here... late... but here...busy day...
Pelosi rigged it so it would come up as a wedge issue before the election.
I wonder . . .
When Rush told the Michigan caller not to lose faith in the team because Obama, I thought of how some Pittsburghers felt when Dan Rooney went all in for Obama during the last election.
yello
Yes and no one brings up the fact they can’t now get one in the public market and they caused the mess. Amerika is dumb as a box of flppin’ rocks...
Jeesh, this manboy makes my stomach churn!
Everybody has a fair shot, everybody does their fair share...
Or
To each according to their need, from each according to their ability.
You are completely correct there and probably had the built in purpose of being used as a political stick for exactly this time.
And Rush is right! There is NO crying over WINDFALL BIG EDUCATION profits!!!! Why is that? Hmmmm?
He just said he ha a mountain of debt from college AND law school, that he paid off student loans? LET’S SEE THE PAPERWORK - WHERE ARE THE FACTCHECKERS???? /rhetorical
The other thing that ticks me completely off is when some Democrat strategist states that Obama inherited a mess, but the counter guest NEVER states LOUDLY that Pelosi, Reid and Obama were ALL in Congress and had total control starting in 2007. Happened again on Hannity the other day and I kept screaming “bring up who was running Congress!”
I think you might be on to something...and the Twitterverse isntt showing a lot of love for Buh-Rock either.
Rush, the woman never lies EXCEPT if she’s accusing a Democrat . . . e.g., Paula Jones, Juanita Broadderick, etc.
I (shudder) actually listened to some of that last bunch of soundclips.
If I was back catching, The 0 was “my” pitcher and the stuff he’s been saying and doing over the past year got turned into throws, I’d be seriously considering starting a fight so I’d get thrown out of the game if not off the damn team.
That dude (along with his campaign) is so tied in knots right now, they can’t take a step without knocking something over or treading on their crank.
Couldn’t happen to nicer or more deserving people.
Yinz should check out (@twitter) #DontDoubleMyRate (Barry’s tag for illegal loan scheme). For every one true believer, there are at least a dozen snarky conservatives.
FreeBee Caller Alert!
ham steak burnin...baked beans warmin up and spinich waitin for a burner....I should be in fine “voice” for the lounge
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