Posted on 04/24/2012 8:24:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks, CNS; I’ll check him out after Rush.
Keep it up and I’ll hit you with my purse.
Did I just hear one of them say that living on $2,000 a month is poverty?
If Christina Aguilera can dance in Louboutins you can walk in them.
Yeah, I’ve never heard him talk about the Tea ....lol
My exact same thought.....
LOL, I tried to listen to the show yesterday as well, Rush, but the trouble was that it came in TOO clearly.
What I always tell Mrs S, “you’ll get used to them”...
Nice shoes......next time I want my back to go out, i’ll get a pair of those! :)
Outfitters had a snarky enough response to the gig...
I honestly don’t know how women walk in those things.
Good after noon n’@!
Sometimes when I have watched The Five...either Guilfoyle or (as Rush calls her) Andrea Tarantula is seated (in short skirt) at the corner of the table. Wearing those heals...and I can’t help but think they wear little flat to the chair, then wardrobe plops on “the shoes.”
But that’s just me...and I couldn’t stand up in them (fear of heights).
Heals=heels. Apple hates me.
I just say, “GO TIGERS!”
Hey, do you think Me. Snerdley took this call because the “NFL owner” who was at spring fling could possibly be his pal Art Roomey, III one of the conservative Rooneys...not dementia riddled Dan?
Just made me go hmmmmm
The new 6.8% Student Interest Rate is not the Republican Houses fault but the fault of Pelosi as it was PART OF OBAMACARE as they took over ALL STUDENT LOANS !!!!!
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