Posted on 04/22/2012 8:54:35 PM PDT by Nachum
Excerpted from Yahoo News: So, file this under awkward. A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life (while he was in a coffee shop) was treated to the shock of his life when he saw his wife of 16 years boning a bunch of dudes in said porno films. I mean, you think you know someone …
After seeing the unsettling clips, the man, identified as Ramadan, ran home to confront his wife — who, of course, at first denied it. But then when Ramadan showed her the clips — you know, the ones starring her and her ladybits — she had no choice but to come clean and admit her dirty past. What she did after that, though, is downright shocking. She told Ramadan that despite their almost two-decade-long marriage, and despite the four children they had together, she never loved him. That’s right, Ramadan had been had. Joke was on him. And if that wasn’t enough salt in his wounds, the pornos were made with an ex-boyfriend of hers. So there. As Ramadan explained: “[My wife] first denied it and accused me of being insane before I faced her with the films … she then confessed to be still in love with her boyfriend, saying he is as young as her and that I am an old man.” Nice.
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...like most articles from the MSM, or an Obama Speech.
Sounds like a winner!
ARRRRGH!
Twas’ a whale of a film! Yardarms, planks, ropes and keelhaulin! And the of course the proverbial barrel... Lotsa’ Rum, sodomy and the lash!...Oh wait, that was the British Navy gay porn film...
Nevermind ;)
Rodney in concert, circa 1980:
“My wife and I are seeing a therapist, he tells us we should talk to each other during sex. She called me last night from the Ramada Inn!”
I’ll bet she’s a democrat...
A man loses his job, runs out of his 99 week unemployment compensation,
still unemployed, bills piling up, his wife then decides to go to work. As a prostitute.
She leaves the first day, he stays home cooking and cleaning.
She returns in the evening, husbands greets her, “How did it go?”
“Fine, she says, I made $58.10 today!”
“$58.10?! Who gave you the ten cents?”
She replies, “Everyone!”
LOL
Another Rodney:
“My wife tells me she wants to have sex in the back seat of the car. I start to say something but she says “Shut up and keep driving, we’re busy back here”.
(I ruin jokes)
True, in a way. Dangerfield lived in the same NYC apartment building where Xaviera Hollander once lived. So did I and Bishop Fulton J. Sheen. It was/s a BIG building.
I was offered a partnership during Christmas for a live tease/sex site like Jasmine TV, as I did meet the guy who was one of the backers of the site and was skeptical at first. Requested to look at the books and it was..astronomical. The dudes were raking in the dough just by credit cards alone.
On Asia, she was a real pro and outgoing/talkative. I asked her if there were any ‘fluffers’ on the set and she replied, “there’s no such thing as a fluffer’ person. A fluffer’ is called your hand” :)
I bet meeting Asia was something. Once I met Traci Lords at Dragoncon in the Walk Of Fame and got an autograph for a seasoned citizen co-irker (good friend really) and chatted for a minute. It was pleasant.
Nice to know that some enterprises are still viable in this bleak economy. I am weak on what website building that I used to do. The rest of production and editing I can handle.
In my part of the world finding any kind of talent, esp a reliable and professional model or actress for paying gigs is at best 50/50. There are so many that are either illierate or ignorant about any kind of cattle call requirements which are very basic.
I need to dig out JMS’s guide of scriptwriting again. Recently I have gotten an idea for a short or two at most Pg rated. A few lines have been laid down in Word.
I bet meeting Asia was something. Once I met Traci Lords at Dragoncon in the Walk Of Fame and got an autograph for a seasoned citizen co-irker (good friend really) and chatted for a minute. It was pleasant.
Nice to know that some enterprises are still viable in this bleak economy. I am weak on what website building that I used to do. The rest of production and editing I can handle.
In my part of the world finding any kind of talent, esp a reliable and professional model or actress for paying gigs is at best 50/50. There are so many that are either illierate or ignorant about any kind of cattle call requirements which are very basic.
I need to dig out JMS’s guide of scriptwriting again. Recently I have gotten an idea for a short or two at most Pg rated. A few lines have been laid down in Word.
“In my part of the world finding any kind of talent, esp a reliable and professional model or actress for paying gigs is at best 50/50. There are so many that are either illierate or ignorant about any kind of cattle call requirements which are very basic.”
That’s why I tell people to run everything thru Craigslist first. Our models for shoots were not found from the quintessential talent agency but models nowadays want to work solo without forking over their commission and they are on Craigslist. Besides, these talent agencies are run by Prius-driving obama sticker at the back libtards. I know..
John Edwards was shocked to discover that his mistress was a “porn star” because she once appeared in a pornographic home video with a presidential candidate.
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