[Kartographer]

The money line from the article:

Says Parsons, summing up the reasons for record gun sales, "You got zombies, you got 'preppers, and you got Obama."

[Kartographer]

Preppers’ PING!

[Paine in the Neck]

That threat for which ‘zombies’ are the socially acceptable euphemism.

[MrB]

Everyone can “feel” that the time is short.

And people, based on their worldview, are assigning that feeling to something, anything, to make sense of it.

I really hope those in charge don’t try to “test” those who are buying guns and ammo in record quantities. It would get real ugly real fast.

[Tenacious 1]

There are more than a dozen manufacturers, says Parsons, making zombie riffles,...

What are 'riffles'? Nice editing.

[Godzilla]

Includes me. Purchased a handgun and have been progressively enlarging my ammo supply.

[43north]

Lead and brass are truly precious metals.

[null and void]

[itsahoot]

Putin claims they have a ray gun that turns people into Zombies.

They may have already tested it here from whatI see coming out of the press.

[NY.SS-Bar9]

[TLI]

GO TEAM!

[CatherineofAragon]

I wonder if the zombie herd could be directed toward Washington. Anybody know how to fly a helicopter?

[GladesGuru]

From the article: “Zombies, which, last we heard, don’t actually exist”.

They manage to arise early every election day, vote often, and go back where they usually stay.

[Signalman]

Since the GOP is going to have control of Congress, could Obama outlaw private gun ownership through an executive order? I don’t think so since it would violate the 2nd Amendment and, thus, be unconstitutional.

[MtBaldy]

I guess he’s talking about me. I just bought two AR-15s Monday and my buddy and I shot them for the first time today. I’ve also got 400 rounds of ammo coming for them in the mail. Last one on my shopping list is a Remington 700P in .308 with a really good scope on it. That’s going to have to wait until the bank account recovers from the ARs.

[RandallFlagg]

My money's on, "All of the above."

[Joe Brower]

[Mad Dawgg]

"Gun Sales Booming: Doomsday, Obama or Zombies?"

What is redundancy.

I'll take Headlines from the Department of Redundancy Department for 400 next Alex...

[tet68]

As far as I’m concerned Obama IS a brain eating zombie.

[APatientMan]

“Alan Korwin, author of nine books on gun laws, including “Gun Laws of America,” says gun owners are worried that the president, as a lame duck, will clamp down as never before on gun ownership. “

If asked I’d say it’s because I’m worried, too. In the back of my mind I’m thinking “Bring It!”

[coton_lover]

Interesting