Posted on 04/04/2012 8:29:41 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
mark levin with megyn kelly on judge jerry smith and the idiot obama’s threats to the scotus
Megyn just had Sheriff Joe on per the Justice Dept standoff ...
great commercial
Rush, Ryan (and a whole lot more) can’t relate to The 0’s tactics right now? Nobody can figure out how to discuss anything in this atmosphere?
Reduced to basics, this is what goes on just before the start of a war.
Game on, folks. I’d suggest y’all get your heads down.
Sheriff Joe should team up with Judge Jerry Smith.
Neither will take any crap from the Obummer administration.
LOL! That’s exactly why I wanted to know what Rush had said. I was afraid I had missed something, since the current meme appears to be ‘the economy’s getting better’.
And thanks for the links; I will check them out.
Republican Candidates could improve their Primary vote count by campaigning with the following idea:
Due to the FHA, Fannie and Freddie Bankruptcies of September, 2008, American home owners lost 30 % of the value of their homes. That is a 30 % cut in just one month. Home values are still down 30 %.
Thus, let us cut the total compensation to all elected Federal politicians, and their staffs by 30 %, and an additional 10 % cut to elected Federal politicians each year until Federal Spending is LESS THAN the average of the previous 2 years of Federal income.
BTW, since slightly less than half of the US House, and 2/3 of the US Senate are Millionaires, it will be a great opportunity for Congress to lead by example that EVERYONE should give up their “fair” share of the American Dream.
What better way can there be to demonstrate that Federal politicians are on the same page as the voters?
What was sais?
Sais= saiD
Holder wanted a fed monitor placed in the system here to “witness” Joe’s day to day......Joe said bite me.
OK , I read an article about him saying essentially the same thing elsewhere. He is right. The federal has nothing to do with county government.
LOL!!!!
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