Hmmmmmm. Young enough to be my daughter...........young enough to be my daughter........... young enough to be my daughter........... young enough to be my daughter........... young enough to be my daughter........... young enough to be my daughter........... young enough to be my daughter........... young enough to be my daughter........... young enough to be my daughter........... young enough to be my daughter...........young enough to be my daughter........... young enough to be my daughter...........young enough to be my daughter...........young enough to be my daughter...........young enough to be my daughter...........young enough to be my daughter...........young enough to be my daughter...........
Screw it. They ain't my daughter. And I ain't dead yet. I'll take one from Column A, one from Column B, the one in the pink thong, a six-pack of Viagra on the side...............
--H.L. Mencken, The Sage of Baltimore
Cheers!