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Posted on 03/30/2012 8:32:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Made it back alive, guess Mrs. Springman and her Mom won’t hit the jackpot. Well wouldn’t want to pay the taxes on the winnings anyhow!!!!
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Where is Maxine Waters to threaten to “socialize” the oil companies?
This guy sounds like a FReeper.
I could have written that letter that Rush’s friend wrote.
Rush going after Romney.
LOL! well anyway, i could have written it.
To the convention for the cleansing.
This whole mess is a result of the Republican Party, top down, not having the guts nor the open mind it takes to accept change. They are everything the Dems say they are.
cruel!
Buy an Iphone or Ipad today.
I just got a robocall from Ann Romney. Her husband called me last night.
I hung up on both.
she looks happy to me
Yes she does!!
She is employed!! (lol, probably visiting on a field trip)
Once upon a time such jobs fed Americans.
But that was before our rulers decided that manufacturing consisted of Jobs Americans Won’t Do Anymore.
Well, Hell yes Rush, our anger with Romney IS because he is the Establishment.
Your last caller nailed it, you should pay closer attention!
Good use of the phonetic!
phunny!
Ann called us a couple days ago, hung up too.
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