Posted on 03/30/2012 8:32:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Kagan might be smarter than the Dean of Princeton but I bet she’s not smarter than Jimmy Dean.
i was thinking..can Kagan be dropped from it after hearing it? but then you changed it. nevermind.
Kagan’s quote should be added to Mark Levin’s montage of Biden’s stupid quotes.
Macy’s has a wonderful new collection of Dooney and Burkes:) ...me...I’m off to look for scented candles.
Good afternoon n’@!
I fear ObamneyCare may Infact be found Constitutional. Don’t want to affect the appearance of the Court; don’t want to stifle the historic significant of the key legislation of the historic President...blah, blah, blah. Gas is hovering around $4; food went up again since I bought the same things last week. No wonder that MegaMillions is now @$640 mil....a dollar for a little hope.
“I need to remember to put you on my Plante Ping List.”
Please do. I would like to see Plante open up a blog/forum for listeners to comment on his programs, and get a transcriber to post some of his “rants,” along with mp3 clips-—as a means of increasing his audience.
There is simply no one else like him on air. In what he does, he is equally as talented as Rush and Levin (I know, comparing apples and oranges and peaches, but not in terms of sheer on-air talent).
Everyone at work is expecting to retire because they’ve won the MM.
If only.
So it’s the UN and not HHS?
I’m sure Kathleen Sebelius isn’t far behind taking notes.
Sometime phopaws are prophetic.
Case in point, Biden’s quote today that they want a world wide minimum wage.
Did you buy your tickets yet?
IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLANK YOUR CHAINS!
I’m in the office pool. Peer pressure. :-)
Besides if my lib office mate retires, I’m going too.
I just saw that People too. He looks like he is in 5th grade, instead of the gold tooth recent picture.
Particularly spending the first half-hour on SCOTUS blog and a fairly absurd hypothetical. The post-Fluke reversion to his old style 'gotta scare the conservatives to keep them in line' is kinda pathetic.Very 1988.
If Rush is going to over-and-over quote Kagan's "boatload of federal money", that's a line crying out for "on a sea of national debt".
Where is the mention of the fact, no, where is the celebration of the fact, that Nino and Sam had it right!
Where is the driving home of Bobo's Very Bad Week?!
“IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLANK YOUR CHAINS!”
LOL! Will anticipate a graphic or YouTube song to accompany that slogan.
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