"..Carnac cat sees illegal winning $503 millions....but afraid to go home so Dumbo gives instant citizenship to new American and he adopts 259,381 more illegals living in Hoboken NJ"
Pretty sure this will be the largest jackpot anywhere in the world. Ever. Wouldn’t be surprised to see it go to half a billion dollars; they just don’t have any data to tell them how crazy lotto fever might be this time around.
hope it don’t get much higher....Odumbo can’t stand to stay quiet when that much money is building
I’ll remember y’all when I win. Deal?
"..Carnac cat sees illegal winning $503 millions....but afraid to go home so Dumbo gives instant citizenship to new American and he adopts 259,381 more illegals living in Hoboken NJ"
If I had that kind of loot I’d do all the things the GOP refuses to do, like advertise the history of the Democrat party to the black community, TV spots, leaflets, posters, then put up ads telling Obama and the ‘rats to stop attempting to distract the public by using radicals like the OWS crowd, the Trayvon Martin case, how Noobama and the ‘rats are introducing totalitarianism into the US thru Obamacare. Just on and on...
LOL, half a billion dollars!
Yeah, not worth it.
How much money do you need to admire the clouds?
48-15-16-2342
Guaranteed.
Lottery — indirect tax....
All that worthless inflated money.
With my luck, I would win it and the Mayan calendar prediction of the end of the world in 2012 would be true...
Reminder to self: BUY MORE TICKETS!
It would be so cool if the pot got up to $16 trillion.;)
Lottery = Voluntary tax on the stupid
Every FReeper should buy one ticket and wipe out the FReepathons;)
Have already pledged if I win it!!!!
With that kinda money, I could pay most of my bills!
Hmmmmm Send Sandra Fluke a crate of Condoms or send the White House a crate of KOOL’s cigarette’s? I guess Millionaires have to make tough decisions too!! LOL
I would donate $1 Million to Obama 2012 if he, during a nationally televised speech, sang (and danced) “I’m a Little Teapot” with two caveats: 1) he can’t use a teleprompter to remind him of the words, and 2) he can’t tell his audience why he’s doing it—that would be cheating!
WMAL Radio news (12:00 ET) just reported that Maryland lottery officials are saying the MegaMillions jackpot just hit $1/2 billion.
[It will be more, probably, by the time of the drawing.]
Yep. Already over $500 million now. Who knows how high it'll be by Friday night.
A half a billion dollars. That's just insane. All my old problems would disappear but I'd have a whole bunch brand new ones!