Posted on 03/14/2012 8:16:18 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LMAO!
I thought March Madness started yesterday? Didn’t 0bama drag Cameron to one of the pigtails at our expense around $345,000?
BTW, I have the Gators beating Michigan State ;o)
Please. Do not put me in a tank with that skanky traitor.
I don't even think they'll beat Virginia.
now that’s an American Mom.....
I’m just putting this out here:
I’m working with drupal 7.x. I’m getting a message that says “Your site was unable to contact the Apache Solr server.”
Any ideas on how to introduce them?
if I was in a tank with Jane, I’d pee
SEC Rules!
ACC Drools...
FSU winning the ACC tournament does not bode well for the ACC in the tournament.
That’s about 10 pay grades above my head.
Have you tried eharmony.com?
Caller is only on to plug his book.
Go SEC! Go Gators!!!
FOD?
Friends of David?
I wasn’t gonna go there...
I have my moments.
I'm going to record that response just in case I get that line sometime.
Sounds SOOOOOO much better than making the coax melt and getting myself banned for all time.......
that was a moment
LOL!
I believe you.
That’s a great answer.
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