Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Got busy with work. :( Scrolled down and saw your message.
I just want to state my humble opinion.
I think the primary, of all times, is the time to vote your conscience. Forget strategy and vote for the person you think is best suited for the job. Sometimes, getting too caught up in strategic voting only helps those who are counting on strategic votes to win - and who have no prinicples by which they plan to lead.
How gross...
I am fully girded for trolls. I wore my anti-troll hat this morning.
Time to bring back the old Llort Alert!!!
and who FReeps better than FReepers?
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Like that idea...
JimRob is still behind Newt, no?
Thanks for posting this.
Let them choke on this:
"Sluts" may or may not be promiscuous, but "Nymphomaniacs" definitely are. (It's a form or mental illness and requires medical attention). Rush knows that, because he alluded to it on his March 01, 2012 radio show, to wit:
RUSH: "... This is a matter of personal choice. It's an elective activity, or is it? Maybe they're sex addicts. I mean this is the kind of stuff, we're talking sex addict frequency here. ...."
[NOTE: The above hot links are mine :)]
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In fact, on his show the day before, he specifically "took back" the word, "slut", and used a slang word to more accurately describe a "promiscuous" woman. :) To wit:
2/29/2012:
Butt Sisters are Safe from Newt and Rick
RUSH: "....Okay, so she's not a slut. She's "round heeled." -- I take it back. ..."
[NOTE: The above hot links are mine]
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MORE HERE
281 posted on Sunday, March 04, 2012 10:58:33 PM by Matchett-PI
We do have to be PRO-ACTIVE! The left is out in full force to destoy RUSH and other’s like him so they can get their agenda-views in public office. The left is full of anger and hate. They care nothing about the good of America.
now to commission a parody with alternating Neil Diamond and Barbara Streisand sound-alikes.
That’s gross.
For several years, I had been sending ProFlowers to my sister who has Alzheimer’s and lives in a nursing home. She’s not in any condition to give me feedback about them, poor thing, so I have no idea what she’d been getting.
But I wrote them yesterday and told them my business with them would cease forthwith because they were pulling out of Rush’s show.
Here's more for them to choke on:
MAYO CLINIC
By Mayo Clinic staff
Compulsive sexual behavior sometimes called hypersexuality, hypersexual disorder, nymphomania or sexual addiction -- is an obsession with sexual thoughts, feelings or behaviors that affects your health, job, relationships or other parts of your life.
Compulsive sexual behavior may involve a normally enjoyable sexual experience that becomes an obsession. Or compulsive sexual behavior may involve fantasies or activities outside the bounds of culturally, legally or morally accepted sexual behavior.
No matter what it's called or the exact nature of the behavior, untreated compulsive sexual behavior can damage your self-esteem, relationships, career and other people. But with treatment and self-help, you can manage compulsive sexual behavior and keep your urges in check.
When to see a doctor Get help if you feel like you've lost control of your sexual behavior, especially if your behavior causes problems for you or for other people. Compulsive sexual behavior tends to become more intense and difficult to control over time, so get help when you first recognize there may be a problem. Efforts to use sheer willpower to resist sexual compulsions may not succeed because the urges can be so powerful.
It's unclear what causes compulsive sexual behavior. Causes may include:
An imbalance of natural brain chemicals. High levels of certain chemicals in your brain (neurotransmitters) such as serotonin, dopamine and norepinephrine may be related to compulsive sexual behavior. These brain chemicals also help regulate your mood.
Sex hormone levels. Androgens are sex hormones that occur naturally in both men and women. Although androgens also have a vital role in sexual desire, it's not clear exactly how they're related to compulsive sexual behavior.
Conditions that affect the brain. Certain diseases or health problems may cause damage to parts of the brain that affect sexual behavior. Multiple sclerosis, epilepsy, Huntington's disease and dementia have all been associated with compulsive sexual behavior. In addition, treatment of Parkinson's disease with some dopamine agonist medications may cause compulsive sexual behavior.
Changes in brain pathways. Compulsive sexual behavior is an addiction that over time might actually cause changes in the brain's neural circuits the network of nerves that allows brain cells to communicate with one another. These changes may cause pleasant reactions by engaging in sexual behavior and unpleasant reactions when the behavior is stopped.
PREPARING FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT
"Note any other mental health issues you have, whether diagnosed or not, such as depression or anxiety. Other mental health conditions often occur along with compulsive sexual behavior and may need treatment as well.
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"......Currently, mental health providers use the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) a manual published by the American Psychiatric Association as a guide for diagnosing mental health problems.
Because compulsive sexual behavior doesn't have its own diagnostic category in the DSM, it's often diagnosed as a subcategory of another mental health condition. In many cases, compulsive sexual behaviors are generally accepted sexual activities taken to an extreme. These may be diagnosed as a subcategory of another mental health condition, such as an impulse control disorder or an obsessive-compulsive disorder.
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Treatment for compulsive sexual behavior typically involves psychotherapy, medications and self-help groups. A primary goal of treatment is to help you manage urges and reduce excessive behaviors while maintaining healthy sexual activities.
People with other addictions, severe mental health problems or who pose a danger to others may benefit from inpatient treatment initially. Whether inpatient or outpatient, treatment may be intense at first. And you may find periodic, ongoing treatment through the years helpful to prevent relapses. ...."
Psychotherapy
Several forms of psychotherapy may help compulsive sexual behavior. These include: [snip]
Medications
Certain medications may be helpful because they act on brain chemicals linked to obsessive thoughts and behaviors and reduce the chemical "rewards" these behaviors provide when you act on them. ...."
Self-help groups
Self-help and support groups can be effective for sexual addiction and dealing with all of the issues it can cause. Most are modeled after the 12-step program of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA). In addition to helping you make changes directly, these groups can help you learn about your disorder, find support and understanding in your condition, and identify additional treatment options and resources. These groups may be Internet based or have local in-person meetings or both. If you're interested in a self-help group, look for one with a good reputation and that makes you feel comfortable. Such groups don't suit everyone's taste, so ask your mental health provider about alternatives.
COSA
Sex Addicts Anonymous
Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous
S-Anon International Family Groups
Sexaholics Anonymous
Sexual Compulsives Anonymous
Sexual Recovery Anonymous
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295 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 10:45:38 AM by Matchett-PI
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2853705/posts
“Don’t dogpile Sandra Fluke (Vanity)”
Posted on March 2, 2012
I beg all of us here on Free Republic to STOP the dogpiling on Sandra Fluke.
No joke.
Don’t follow Rush’s bad example.
Name-calling will get us NOWHERE.
Remember the much better example of the woman at the well, and how Jesus dealt with her. That’s a MUCH better way to behave.”
Prayers up for the survivors and the loved ones of the victims.
Even more to help them choke on:
Rush has always said, "Pioneers take all the arrows", and he deliberately used a two-day old article on CNS News as the vehicle to spend three days ginning this up and more fully blowing the cover of B.O.'s attempt to change the subject from an issue about "religious freedom / freedom of conscience" into using air-head women to help him make "contraception" the WHOLE PLATFORM and PLANK of his re-election campaign.
Knowing full well what it takes to get the 'RAT'S panties in a wad, for three days in a row he used "absurdity to illustrate absurdity" to get a huge rise out of them: RUSH: "Yeah, I know. Snerdley, I told you, "This is gonna be bigger than the phony soldiers," and he didn't think it was. I said, "Oh, it's gonna be ten times bigger. This is gonna be ten times bigger than the phony soldiers, ten times bigger than the Michael J. Fox thing, 'cause the Democrats are desperate."
Absurdity needs to be exposed and laughed at, and it will be by those with the courage to be willing to sacrifice themselves in the process, if need be.
IN MEMORY OF ANDREW BREITBART..another happy warrior pioneer with the courage to "take the arrows" of the deranged Left. bttt
297 posted on Monday, March 05, 2012 11:35:23 AM by Matchett-PI
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