Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Oh wow....I certainly hope the storm season is over...for all intents and purposes.
Those are some amazing pictures.
Do you hand out those little white tabs at the church on SUnday?
zip drive
Really? Mine are now in my “computer museum”.
Try one of these, instead:
http://www.wdc.com/en/products/products.aspx?id=240
it’s wasn’t a sexual inuendo.....they don’t care who is queer or who ain’t.... Rush’s issues these last days prove that.
I did that in the Hillarycare days... back when she praised Chinese policies.
BS, that’s my judgment and observation.
leave rush's soul for rush to worry about - examine your own nasty words instead of lecturing others
Godspeed Newt.
LOL! I see the usual trolls. Funny the Rush haters are getting zotted too now.
Did you really hear a carbonite commercial?
Again, how very nonjudgmental of you.
IF by your standards, you believe you are going to heaven while my tag line condemns me to hell; I can’t wait for eternity because I will be far away from you and your ilk.
Amen, amen. God bless Rush, and Godspeed Newt Gingrich.
worse Boss, she would always remind you “it’s her money”
Lets face it Ali, govt. is so out of control under zero,there is no telling what he will “mandate” big government to do next. And its always on an “emergency” basis.TAlk about the ultimate putz!
I’m pretty sure that a number of my relatives have me on hide because of my political postings on Facebook. Out of sight, out of mind. The mess our country is in doesn’t go away because they choose to ignore my pointing it out however.
Recess Appointment......
He was referring back to Obumma’s own statement about how he emulates Teddy Roosevelt by carrying a big stick and talking softly. I didn’t mean gay...lol. I just got a chuckle because I have the humor of a sixth grade boy, I guess. :0)
YEah for sure,great thread,check you guys later.
plus we got us a genuine firewalker .....the bush burns yet it does not consume......dammit...forgot to ax it if it has magic underwear
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