Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
And I’m thankful your family was spared!
I’m drinking Cranberry-Pomegranate Juice, IMPR, too; delicious:
http://www.oceanspray.com/Products/Juices/Diet-Light/Diet-Cranberry-Pomegranate-Juice-Drink.aspx
Goes well with Rush!
Gotta go post Obama ‘we have Israels back’ to the muslim site. Did Bibi leave through the front door or get stiffed while Obe went to eat?
He is such a lying basturd; A true son of his father the devil.
They are made up, phantoms, figments of the left’s imagination. Lying is acceptable to acheive the ‘goal’ of more control.
Next you will be asking charities to feed the homeless and the government to stay out of healthcare!How heartless!!(Uh...think she bought that one Bevis)
Mmm Sounds good!
I try to drink Cranberry Juice every so often to have something with taste outside of water...and because it is supposed to be good for your kidneys.
I love Megyn’s mind......she is excellent as a cross examiner....excellent......but she is a jewell dipped media elite who likes sunday mornin champaign in an orange juice flute and she ain’t givin it back !
LOL; right on the money!
Understand the difference between observing and judging. I merely observed that Rush failed to follow God's rules and thus is feeling the consequences.
and Fowler....he was hugh sunday as well....and they are next playin another familiar Miami haunt this week but add Phil the Thrill...........oh baby !
Ok...I admit I watched Fox for a few minutes while they were interviewing Bibi’s former Chief of Staff....who said, “”Right now we are seeing a lot of words and a very small stick.” about Obama.....which made me think perhaps he was saying Obumma wasn’t much of a man if you catch my drift. lol.
Skip sheephereder,meghannnnn,the huckster,BOR(unless the blondes are sitting in for him) and a few others,but there is still some good stuff over there.
I thought Carbonite bailed? I just got back from a 1pm mtg. Did Ruah explain why they’re still with him? I’ve got to get thru 400+ posts...
Yikes! Who died and made you King of Free Republic?
(((((got the raised fist holdin something that vibrates)))))
LOL!
Meghannnnn Kelly reminds me of a younger mother in law! You just know shes out to make some poor guy pay and pay big.
Been through Henryville so many times I couldn’t count. These may be worse tornados since the ‘74 tornado that took my grandmother’s house.
The other day I saw a car on the freeway with the words, "GOP = Nuts & Crackers."
She must have been reading your posts. :^(
I am bilateral CI and once we have surgery and our electrons are turned on WE HEAR...
MODERN MEDICINE...
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